I really can't believe it

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Originally Posted by Hombre

that guy is a douche. honestly, u still spend money on such event? why not use it all on beers ? at least they make you pee more often.

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Here's a serious second option for you Kev, so you can piss more. :wacko:

He's already up n down all night aint he? :unsure:

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Originally Posted by Hombre

that guy is a douche. honestly, u still spend money on such event? why not use it all on beers ? at least they make you pee more often.

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Originally Posted by The Flying Cow

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Originally Posted by Hombre

that guy is a douche. honestly, u still spend money on such event? why not use it all on beers ? at least they make you pee more often.

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Here's a serious second option for you Kev, so you can piss more. :wacko:

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Originally Posted by Rat Faced

He's already up n down all night aint he? :unsure:

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I drink whiskey so I don't have to piss overmuch, and I can do "up n down" for as long as required.

Don't know what else I can say.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by clocker

Be sure to fashion a sturdy tin foil hat lest the liberal elite mindset corrupt you.

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Oh, pshaw.

He says all these things while wearing terrific make-up.

It's the difference between him and, say...Nancy Pelosi.

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The foil is protection from the denizens of NYC, not Eddie.

A random thought...
I wonder how Eddie would fare walking down your Main St.?

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Oh, pshaw.

He says all these things while wearing terrific make-up.

It's the difference between him and, say...Nancy Pelosi.

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The foil is protection from the denizens of NYC, not Eddie.

A random thought...
I wonder how Eddie would fare walking down your Main St.?

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Do you mean, could he walk from one end to the other without being accosted?

Probably.

I need no protection from the "denizens of NYC".

Gee whiz, you speak as if I were totally anti-socialist...I hang out here, ffs.

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Oh, pshaw.

He says all these things while wearing terrific make-up.

It's the difference between him and, say...Nancy Pelosi.

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The foil is protection from the denizens of NYC, not Eddie.

A random thought...
I wonder how Eddie would fare walking down your Main St.?

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I rather imagined Kev's main street as three log cabins (18 miles apart), a couple of chipmunks and a moose that took a wrong turning at Alberque.

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by clocker

The foil is protection from the denizens of NYC, not Eddie.

A random thought...
I wonder how Eddie would fare walking down your Main St.?

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I rather imagined Kev's main street as three log cabins (18 miles apart), a couple of chipmunks and a moose that took a wrong turning at Alberque.

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That's about right.

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Originally Posted by j2k4

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Originally Posted by Biggles

I rather imagined Kev's main street as three log cabins (18 miles apart), a couple of chipmunks and a moose that took a wrong turning at Alberque.

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That's about right.

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Except instead of log cabins, they're government surplus Quonset huts, the "chipmunks" are squirrels on meth and the "moose" is a station wagon of tourists from Arkansas.

Eddie Izzard > Tards who don't rely like him.

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Originally Posted by benchez' mum

Eddie Izzard > Tards who don't rely like him.

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Will you be needing the toilet now as well?