Got my Christmas early this year

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

:lol:

He knows nothing about cameras, so I left 3 windows open on the laptop all with reviews of this camera.

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:lol:

Perfect.


-doobs

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Originally Posted by tesco

It's very nice Skweeky.
Don't let a can of pop burst open in your purse while the camera is in there, like my sister did.
Cameras don't appreciate that. Especially the expensive ones. :no:

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It lives in a special case tesco, no 'pop' shall come near it. :01:

You're my kind of burd Sonja.

THATS WHAT I WANT, BUY THAT MORAN.

Works for any guy, fact.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

You're my kind of burd Sonja.

THATS WHAT I WANT, BUY THAT MORAN.

Works for any guy, fact.

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I agree. Hints and suggestions are a waste of time. Men - we're a simple lot, mostly.


-doobs

I figured that one out when one of my ex-boyfriends bought me mint chocolate chip ice cream and white wine for my birthday.

I dislike both. :ermm:

Ever since I always make sure it is very clear what I want. :01:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

I figured that one out when one of my ex-boyfriends bought me mint chocolate chip ice cream and white wine for my birthday.

I dislike both. :ermm:

Ever since I always make sure it is very clear what I want. :01:

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He asked another bloke what to get you. There are only two options

1. The other bloke was a moran and thought all burds like mint chocolate chip ice cream and white wine.

2. The other bloke wanted to shag you and was in fact a genious and gave said advice. Knowing how that would end up and getting the boyfriend out of the picture.

My money is on 2.

My money is on 1.

Only because you have never met me :earl: :yup:

I'd queer a mate's pitch to get a hot burd. FACT.

Survival of the fittest mate.

Shocked I am, shocked!


And Les, Rat and I tewtally invited you for a soiree in Glasgow in various Irish pubs, but you never showed :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Shocked I am, shocked!


And Les, Rat and I tewtally invited you for a soiree in Glasgow in various Irish pubs, but you never showed :snooty:

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You shouldn't be shocked, Skweeks. All men know the following to be true:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I'd queer a mate's pitch to get a hot burd. FACT.

Survival of the fittest mate.

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It's our nature. :mellow:


-doobs