Is MBM The Most Complete Human Being You've Ever Never Met? Or Wot?

Well, then, I'm sorry I called you "a model of an angry leprechaun face down in his own vomit". Turns out, only parts of that were correct. :console:

Welcome back to the land that does not spin! :)

lets all take our shirts off and hug :hug:

Well, then.

MBM (The Mild), meet Chavis (newly mild, totally disarmed, possibly smitten).













Mutual crush?




























Ass-clowns?

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Originally Posted by j2k4

Well, then.

MBM (The Mild), meet Chavis (newly mild, totally disarmed, possibly smitten).













Mutual crush?

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Just walking the chap through the showers. There are sharks with big cawks at swim in the underneath.

The only big shark cawk I want him to be familiar with is mine. So eyeballs off, Kevin.

I'm thinking of putting some lipstick on him. Purple or pink, whatta ya think? You're the expert, sweetness.

Those shark outfits don't even look real. The least you could do is try to hide the snorkels and swim-fins. Make you's look a little bit more "intimidating". :rolleyes:

Actually, I thought you were dolphins, at first...

Yeah, dolphins like a fox. :smilie4:

I have to say, you sober up real nice, like.:wub:

Actually, I'm drunker now than I was last night, dearest. It's just that you're not being anywhere near as insipid c'est soir, like.

Why do you insist upon embarrassing me in public?

The lady even speaks a little French- how romantic... I hope the lingerie I sent you fits.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

The lady even speaks a little French- how romantic... I hope the lingerie I sent you fits.

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You've gone too far, sicko.

Sending married men you met on the internets underwear is a fucking step beyond, you Fritzelled out baby-eater.

I only wanted to swap anecdotes. :unsure: Is an anecdote something else in your parlance?