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Pick up lines for after she has rejected you:
(This is an altered form of a line that I read off another message board)
You're an animal. Oh-yeah, You put the pig in stupid fat pig.
Wow, I never thought I'd meet anyone famous here. It's nice to meet your Ms. Lewinsky.
I think I walked into the wrong bar because you're clearly a lesbian.
....I didn't say they'd be funny.
<_<
Do you swallow ?
Oh so you want it to be funny with actions...Quote:
Originally posted by noname12+6 November 2003 - 05:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (noname12 @ 6 November 2003 - 05:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-yakabod@6 November 2003 - 04:30
it suppose to be FUNNY between you and your girl. im not actually trying to use them on her. lol
and then one i mentioned was not a pickup line it was some sort of diffrent thing. i just dont know the name for it. but then pick up lines u use with talking and your mouth while the one i told you was used for full body movement. lol..
u get it?
Go up to your girl, put your finger together, make it look like a firework, then blow it up and put your hands on her shoulders. [/b][/quote]
this is a good one
good job!
an old one is
*yawn* and then your arms around her..
but then thats a really old one though.
this is a good oneQuote:
Originally posted by yakabod+7 November 2003 - 04:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yakabod @ 7 November 2003 - 04:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by noname12@6 November 2003 - 05:21
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Quote:
@6 November 2003 - 04:30
it suppose to be FUNNY between you and your girl. im not actually trying to use them on her. lol
and then one i mentioned was not a pickup line it was some sort of diffrent thing. i just dont know the name for it. but then pick up lines u use with talking and your mouth while the one i told you was used for full body movement. lol..
u get it?
Oh so you want it to be funny with actions...
Go up to your girl, put your finger together, make it look like a firework, then blow it up and put your hands on her shoulders.
good job!
an old one is
*yawn* and then your arms around her..
but then thats a really old one though. [/b][/quote]
:P
Tell the girl you have some bad pain and need a massage, if she offers, take her hands and tell her you will guide her to the pain, if she agrees, guide her hands to your crouch.
If she laughs your safe, if she doesnt, you will probably need the police to get your testicals back from her.
HAHAHHAHaHAHHA good one.
nice well people show em so more :)