If you just had sex in the last 30 minutes you're qualified to sing with me.....

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PS I had a particularly fruitful afternoon on teh spreadsheets - that was very nearly sex so I think I am in.

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'I just had to.......look at some spreadsheets, play with some numbers, have a coffee and eat a donut' doesn't really have the same ring to it :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by Biggles

PS I had a particularly fruitful afternoon on teh spreadsheets - that was very nearly sex so I think I am in.

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'I just had to.......look at some spreadsheets, play with some numbers, have a coffee and eat a donut' doesn't really have the same ring to it :ermm:

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numbers :naughty:

A dystopia song about sex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vaLi9W6HRc

You had sex with yourself didn't you?

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You had sex with yourself didn't you?

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I prefer to think of it as with someone I care about :snooty:

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You had sex with yourself didn't you?

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I prefer to think of it as with someone I care about :snooty:

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If you lie on your arm first until it goes numb, it's not really you...:naughty:

im about six hours off now, does it count if its with your misses? and you made an attempt to seem interested but really had one eye the TV watching the film Face-Off? :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

im about six hours off now, does it count if its with your misses? and you made an attempt to seem interested but really had one eye the TV watching the film Face-Off? :ermm:

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No, relationship sex doesn't count.

im off out Saturday night, I'll try and obtain some of the other kind :sneaky:

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im off out Saturday night, I'll try and obtain some of the other kind :sneaky:

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'Try' being the operative word. Last time you 'tried' you ended up with a couple of lesbians who deserted you in the middle of nowhere.