4 points on my driving license

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Isn't this also the home of the double banger first name (bobby-sue, jim-bob) and cow tipping ?

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Just assume it is, it's the home of most things one should feel ashamed of.

Also have to remember that Texans voted Bush and Perry as their governors, on purpose. They're right at the bottom of the list for high school graduation, women voting, SAT scores and such (and just like everything else in Texas, they go big on the bottom).

I don't want to claim that nothing good has ever come out of Texas. For instance, after I entered Texas, I left it.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I imagine you were giving off that "I'm working on a PhD" vibe in an area where they would pronounce the initials as a word. :mellow:

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You mean he had the intellect of Elmer "Fudd"?

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You intellecksual types and yer faaannnceeey pronunciashuns! EVERYONE knows it's pronounced Puh-huh-D. Just like it's spelt. :cowboy:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

You intellecksual types and yer faaannnceeey pronunciashuns! EVERYONE knows it's pronounced Puh-huh-D. Just like it's spelt. :cowboy:

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You dun fudg'd up now, we all ready stablisht dashes er only fer 1st names

We call em Jim-Bob after hi daddy, s'either Jim or Bob.

You got me there. PuhHuhD is obviously a last name...Must be foreign, though, since the only ones in Texas are from out of state drivers...

Speaking of which, most of the state should be given back to Mexico anyway.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Speaking of which, most of the state should be given back to Mexico anyway.

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Yeah, but do you really want migrant red-necks living next door to you? Somebody would have to take them all in, and I sure as heck don't want 15 ft. tall trucks blocking my view as I try to drive on the freeway. Don't even get me started on the hat-to-brain ratio... :noes:

Drunkenfuckpoemwoppedwhiskeykissedwords > gerneralizedsterotypicalclichevomits, all day long.


True story.


Word.


-brotherdoobie

I submit to you search results for "Texas truck" via Google image search. :mellow:

I'll refrain from doing a similar search for their hats and brains.

Where is my coat, ffs? I need fresh air.


-doobs