Did I cause that? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by chavis
But seriously, it may come off cloying, but it's true. Nonetheless, I can accept your cynicism.
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Did I cause that? lolQuote:
Originally Posted by chavis
But seriously, it may come off cloying, but it's true. Nonetheless, I can accept your cynicism.
Gatsu-Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Allow me to introduce chavis. He is unloved. Actually, he lives under a staircase, and only occasionally receives human contact of any kind. Well, that is when a rare finger accidentally grazes his pallid skin while granting him a necessary meal of table scraps, stale bread, and water. That would be the extent of his existence, but you can see, he's got uncontrolled rage issues, so only to calm him, his caregivers allow him a quart of cheap whiskey. He also has internet access, but is only allowed to use the keyboard while he is intoxicated.
Hopefully, you will find sympathy in your heart for such a misunderstood creature...
Lol, I'm sure we'll make friends soon enough. I believe in second, third, and fourth impressions. Truthfully, I can imagine why he felt nauseous. I sound like an ABC Family character.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeGatsu-Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Allow me to introduce chavis. He is unloved. Actually, he lives under a staircase, and only occasionally receives human contact of any kind. Well, that is when a rare finger accidentally grazes his pallid skin while granting him a necessary meal of table scraps, stale bread, and water. That would be the extent of his existence, but you can see, he's got uncontrolled rage issues, so only to calm him, his caregivers allow him a quart of cheap whiskey. He also has internet access, but is only allowed to use the keyboard while he is intoxicated.
Hopefully, you will find sympathy in your heart for such a misunderstood creature...
Excuse me while I fucking vomit, please.
:lol:
you guys/girls are a riot I think this is more amusing than watching a onelegged blind retard run a marathon
Apparently, you've identified Darth Ring's through his posts. Well spotted!Quote:
Originally Posted by blackhimaru
I think he was talking about your sister's most recent boyfriend. Poor chap didn't stop running till he hit the ocean.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeApparently, you've identified Darth Ring's through his posts. Well spotted!Quote:
Originally Posted by blackhimaru
I've actually got a half-sister, and from what I understand, she was pretty popular in high school. Heck, I'd probably woulda banged the unrelated half. :P
So don't tell me my sister isn't hot, you blind, one-legged retard. :snooty:
Now you're just jealous that I can run a marathon, while the only thing you run is out of bigmacs.
Running is over-rated. And Double Quarter Pounders are superior to Big Macs- as I am to you. :tease:
And J-Dye* makes an appearance to sound in for the incapacitated. Way to make the rest of us look freaking brilliant, J-D!Quote:
Originally Posted by spors
*For those who are just joining us, J-Dye is our local post-er child for those born with flippers in place of their head. He gets banned, and resurrects each day- one day hoping to elevate to human form.
He has a math fetish, but typically only references chapter titles, so it is assumable he knows nothing of math, either.