Oleg came to Ottawa.

I propose for Claws and Darth to go out on a date. You guys are close enough so what a wasted opportunity it would be if you didn't. Who knows you two might even hit it off.

Please let us know how the evening went.

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

I propose for Claws and Darth to go out on a date. You guys are close enough so what a wasted opportunity it would be if you didn't. Who knows you two might even hit it off.

Please let us know how the evening went.

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If anyone has any teens that need looking after, Funkin and I are here to assist you (I presume).

You presumed correctly. And I don't discriminate, pre-teen works just as well for me.

I may have to take you guys up in your offer. I've got two 20-month-old twins here, and can't see what could possibly go wrong with finding a sitter online. :idunno:

Thanks a lot! Saved me some time writing a Craig's List ad. :)

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You presumed correctly. And I don't discriminate, pre-teen works just as well for me.

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All yours, I find the fit too uncomfortable as I've never really gotten anything out of cutting off the circulation.

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

I propose for Claws and Darth to go out on a date. You guys are close enough so what a wasted opportunity it would be if you didn't. Who knows you two might even hit it off.

Please let us know how the evening went.

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Won't happen. Too close to his parents for comfort. You understand, right? Can't run a successful "babysitting" business with parents around.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I may have to take you guys up in your offer. I've got two 20-month-old twins here, and can't see what could possibly go wrong with finding a sitter online. :idunno:

Thanks a lot! Saved me some time writing a Craig's List ad. :)

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I will only pay transportation fees up to UPS ground rates. Any other luxuries/methods you think they need during transport, you'll have to cover on your own. Also, please make sure they are disease free before arriving, they're going to need the room in their immune system. If you've any complaints, I'm just a broker for some Craig's List want ads and thus won't probably remember to pass them along.

Though I'd recommend sticking local, and avoid using girls wanting to become school teachers in Florida.

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Originally Posted by 1000possibleclaws

You're a 15 minute drive from my parents house ha! Doesn't Ottawa suck? I'm from Kanata which probably sucks a little less than Stittsville but I'm still not a fan.

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You call it Shitsville don't you?
Anyway I actually like Ottawa being outdoorsy and deadly boring like I am.
If they would kill all the politicians and civil servants ,skip over the Winter and do something about the blackflies it would be nye on perfect.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

and do something about the blackflies

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Is this the subtlety of canuck racism?

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Won't happen. Too close to his parents for comfort. You understand, right? Can't run a successful "babysitting" business with parents around.

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That's for sure. It took a couple failed attempts before that sunk in.