What Do I Know About Your Relationship

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Does a short, angry Glaswegian infected with madcow count as a relationship or a fetish ? :idunno:

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Certainly a relationship. If your wife is willing to love you with all your faults, don't question it.

Darth Rings and The Cat: Other than an occasional domestic dispute (as would be expected with an inter-special relationship), it turns out Rings is quite down with O.P.P. . However, the cat's true owner is quite saddened by the loss. While Rings may act as a bit of a brutal lover, it is clear that the Cat has got his tongue.

Keep this up, and I'll have the Mrs. post here a couple of times to refute your felinoid accusation. She's already congratulated Chalice on his sense of wit when I left my browser open one night.

Speaking of which, didn't your Mrs. post here some time before I became active, MBM? Where did she run off to?

Relationships; how overrated. I've always been of the opinion that nobody does you like you do you.

Although, I cannot say with total honesty that I always love myself - sometimes it's purely physical.

Thanks for that, Darthy. I haven't seen you write about someone special irl - but I should really have included you and Oleg.
I'm not sure your feelings are requited but you sure write a lot of stuff about him. Has he friend-zoned you, or is he completely unaware of your wanton advances.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Speaking of which, didn't your Mrs. post here some time before I became active, MBM? Where did she run off to?

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As South Park points out at the beginning of each show: All celebrity voices are impersonated- poorly. :sly: I have, however, quoted her (accurately) from time to time. :)

It didn't really take me 9 minutes to write that, did it :ermm:

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Originally Posted by manker

Benchez and Mrs. Ben
I received an intriguing morsel of information from Ben the other day, his missus is now his master and dresses up like a professor in their sex gheymes. It must be a hippy thing - but given she is quite hawt and Ben's batting above his average, he'd probably get into pegging if she suggested it.

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I can't deny any of that. :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Something Else

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Originally Posted by manker

Benchez and Mrs. Ben
I received an intriguing morsel of information from Ben the other day, his missus is now his master and dresses up like a professor in their sex gheymes. It must be a hippy thing - but given she is quite hawt and Ben's batting above his average, he'd probably get into pegging if she suggested it.

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I can't deny any of that. :smilie4:

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I've never much liked camping. Tents leak and bleeding earwigs get everywhere.

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

Macky and Jacky:
Fighting currently over why Macky saw it fit to use Jacky's vibrator as a laboratory pipette. Macky insists it was the "quickdry" button that had him sold. Jacky argues that he doesn't like losing to competition.

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I would refute that and describe the actual misses and her role, but if we're talking romantic relationships, the hand is the breadwinner.
Edit: when it comes to the money shot...