i have an orsum story to tell

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Originally Posted by manker

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It's rubbish, really. Unless you snort it off a hooker's arse.
Apparently.

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We didn't do that kind of thing in my rugby club, although one or two of the props might have been up for it... if only they'd known.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I implied precisely the same thing, are you pointing this out since most of what I post gets generally ignored?

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Far from it. I'm sure I speak for the rest of the people who live inside my computer when I say that we await your posts with bated breath whilst precariously perched at the very edge of our seats.

Nah, I thought priapism meant when your cawk exploded, but just before I hit alt+s, I checked it out and then had to delete the entire thing when it didn't :dabs:
Your post wasn't there when I naively started out in this thread.

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I should have probably paid attention to the timing of posts in that case. I guess we both see fupas when Rorschach inks out chubby. Speaking of chubby and medical conditions, maybe just rely upon Priapus when you're trying to eke out a compliment.
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Originally Posted by manker

I want some cocaine that makes you trip.

in other news, mulder already shaves all of his body hair before he goes out into the world, so the shaving must have been of the teenage girls.
interesting :eyebrows:
He probably nicked a flap or a fupa in his coke-fuelled depilatory frenzy and then cunningly explained the resultant blood as her being 'wet to the macs lol'.


You can get away with that as wiminz never look at their lady garden during secks :smilie4:

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:lol:

Too busy looking at the ugly cunt on top of us to be fair.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by manker

I want some cocaine that makes you trip.

in other news, mulder already shaves all of his body hair before he goes out into the world, so the shaving must have been of the teenage girls.
interesting :eyebrows:
He probably nicked a flap or a fupa in his coke-fuelled depilatory frenzy and then cunningly explained the resultant blood as her being 'wet to the macs lol'.


You can get away with that as wiminz never look at their lady garden during secks :smilie4:

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:lol:

Too busy looking at the ugly cunt on top of us to be fair.

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I prefer the term 'badly wrapped kebab' if my sexual partner's glistening love hole isn't quite piggy-bank-slot-eque.

I'm just too polite for my own good.

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Originally Posted by manker

I prefer the term 'badly wrapped kebab' if my sexual partner's glistening love hole isn't quite piggy-bank-slot-eque.

I'm just too polite for my own good.

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You're a born romantic: the last of a dying breed :yup:

I know, right!

Plus there's the added bonus of the lesbian implication which will have at least seven readers furiously masturbating for the rest of the morning.

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Originally Posted by manker

Far from it. I'm sure I speak for the rest of the people who live inside my computer when I say that we await your posts with bated breath whilst precariously perched at the very edge of our seats.

Nah, I thought priapism meant when your cawk exploded, but just before I hit alt+s, I checked it out and then had to delete the entire thing when it didn't :dabs:
Your post wasn't there when I naively started out in this thread.

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I should have probably paid attention to the timing of posts in that case. I guess we both see fupas when Rorschach inks out chubby. Speaking of chubby and medical conditions, maybe just rely upon Priapus when you're trying to eke out a compliment.
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My, my. How commendable. Etymology in the lounge.

Whoda thunk that.

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Originally Posted by manker

I know, right!

Plus there's the added bonus of the lesbian implication which will have at least seven readers furiously masturbating for the rest of the morning.

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Not only are you generous in description, but overly kind in terms of duration...

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Originally Posted by manker

I know, right!

Plus there's the added bonus of the lesbian implication which will have at least seven readers furiously masturbating for the rest of the morning.

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Not only are you generous in description, but overly kind demanding in terms of duration...

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Perspective matters

It was like 11:57 when I posted that.

merkins :dry: :schnauz: