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I know a lot of sex toys have bumps on/in, etc. them for the amount of increased pleasure they add. Now, with all this sexy talk of tumors and cysts in RoS' mother's tattered twat, it makes me think that all of those lump, and fluid-filled love buttons may be just the ticket for a football team looking for some cheap, steady pre-game warm-up... :naughty:
Piss on 'em before you kill 'em.... Is that so :mad3: hard to remember? :frusty:
Another Epic Fail from the spastic in chief.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Dave's mum loves the cum, lives in a slum and in time to come she'll feel quite numb.
I'd actually forgotten all about it. Thanks for the reminder.
Promise fulfilled. :happy:
There's nothing new in you slagging off my mother, you've slagged off the mothers of nearly half of this board at one time or another.
As I said, yet another Epic Fail.
It has been my wont, admittedly, to toss in the old mother jokes as a matter of gathering the mettle of whomsoever I happen to be engaging at the time. Their immediate response tends to dictate my direction thereafterwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Get your mum to post here, Dave. I'd be only too happy to fill her in (:shifty:) on how her son is a stalker and a compulsive liar. I'm not too sure she'd be overly impressed with all that squandering of her valuable time and biology.
Actually chavis, I am being a bit harsher towards you than I should be being. I do owe you some thanks, you have given me something very valueable, and I am grateful for that.
Any time, Dave.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
One thing I didn't give you, it seems, is the ability to construct a sentence. Any time you're willing to accept advice on that score, I'm your man. You'll be doing yourself a favour as well as everybody else.
I could give you spelling lessons too, Dave. That could be valuable. I'd have to charge you, though, and I doubt you could afford it, Dave.
chavis scrapes the barrel.
Really? Digs about how I write things on a message board, yeah they're meaningful.
Every dig I've ever swung in your direction is about how you write things on a message board, Dave. Same applies to anyone I've ever spoken to on a message board. That's not scraping the barrel, Dave. That's just being consistent.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah