Meaningful Conversations With A Black Person.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

Have you taken all this weeks meds by accident again meg? :blink:

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I even took the thyme to bold all the letters you are supposed to read. I can only do so much for the audience, I'm afraid.
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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by SqueamsMeaningful Convo w/ blackman

MmMy MMgawmd mmyourm mmcockMM mis MMMhugem. MI mknow tmhis midiot mamed mmmDave mwho mcan mget mus mlots mof moneym mfor mlike mthe mext ffivem myears. MmHe'llm mevermigure manything mout, mneither! *

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I even took the thyme to bold all the letters you are supposed to read. I can only do so much for the audience, I'm afraid.
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The audience still wants to know what drugs you are on. :blink:

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Originally Posted by Artemis

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I even took the thyme to bold all the letters you are supposed to read. I can only do so much for the audience, I'm afraid.
:idunno:

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The audience still wants to know what drugs you are on. :blink:

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Spoiler: Show

Scene: Squeams is in bed with a darker-than-dark African. She can't bring herself to remove her mouth from his large cawk. Without him even asking, Squeams volunteers to take advantage of some push-over nitwit she's recently met. She's confident in her ability to suck at least 5 years of easy cash out of this idiot, Dave, whom she believes will never catch on as to the plan. /scene

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Spoiler: Show

Scene: Squeams is in bed with a darker-than-dark African. She can't bring herself to remove her mouth from his large cawk. Without him even asking, Squeams volunteers to take advantage of some push-over nitwit she's recently met. She's confident in her ability to suck at least 5 years of easy cash out of this idiot, Dave, whom she believes will never catch on as to the plan. /scene

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You missed out the part where I get Dave to murder my ex and bury him under my patio :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Spoiler: Show

Scene: Squeams is in bed with a darker-than-dark African. She can't bring herself to remove her mouth from his large cawk. Without him even asking, Squeams volunteers to take advantage of some push-over nitwit she's recently met. She's confident in her ability to suck at least 5 years of easy cash out of this idiot, Dave, whom she believes will never catch on as to the plan. /scene

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You missed out the part where I get Dave to murder my ex and bury him under my patio :smilie4:

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Seems Dave was/is a FAR more useable Stooge than I had given you credit for. :happy:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

You missed out the part where I get Dave to murder my ex and bury him under my patio :smilie4:

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Seems Dave was/is a FAR more useable Stooge than I had given you credit for. :happy:

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How do you know that he's not exceptionally difficult to manipulate but I'm just a master manipulator? Also you haven't considered how skilled I might be between the sheets or a possible propensity to domestic violence when enraged. There could be sooo many reasons Dave became my minion, it seems a shame to reduce him to such a simpleton.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

.......it seems a shame to reduce him to such a simpleton.

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Except for one little fact, he is. He has the emotional depth a kiddies paddling pool. :blink:






(* forehead vein pulsing in 3.....2.....1......)

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

Seems Dave was/is a FAR more useable Stooge than I had given you credit for. :happy:

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How do you know that he's not exceptionally difficult to manipulate but I'm just a master manipulator? Also you haven't considered how skilled I might be between the sheets or a possible propensity to domestic violence when enraged. There could be sooo many reasons Dave became my minion, it seems a shame to reduce him to such a simpleton.

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Thought I would start with Occam's Razor. :idunno:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

How do you know that he's not exceptionally difficult to manipulate but I'm just a master manipulator? Also you haven't considered how skilled I might be between the sheets or a possible propensity to domestic violence when enraged. There could be sooo many reasons Dave became my minion, it seems a shame to reduce him to such a simpleton.

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Thought I would start with Occam's Razor. :idunno:

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With the amount of pills you've had, you'd probably nick your jugular and then where would we be? Arterial spray all over the place, the kids will be screaming, your wife will throw up on the cat and then go christ I don't remember eating that? It'll be a real horror show, don't do it man!!!!!!

It's only this assumption ^ that has stopped me fisting Meg's innards all over the board :)