I've seen the way men have sex in films and it's horrible.
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I've seen the way men have sex in films and it's horrible.
Actually I aspire to be like Snee because he's Asian and I have always wanted to be a ninja and have a small penis.
I'm pretty sure he's Japponese, but only on the internets.
The horrible reality is that he rides bikes badly and sets things on fire and keeps pet crayfish or something.
Giant crayfish*
So, lobsters then?
Not lobsters. They were crayfish but they were fucking gigantic.
OK, so lobsters.
Fucking monsters, they were.