Tomorrow is the last day of the fall semester

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Originally Posted by Hole69

My last weeks at university (such a waste) I split a giant feast from KFC with a friend, then took a big dump at the end of class and smeared my warm rich shit all over a bathroom, laughing maniacally as I did so. Oh, it was glorious. GLORIOUS I TELL YOU.

Nearly as glorious as running drunk all over the nearby street pissing on random letterboxes.

Not nearly as glorious as clutching a knife and stalking people.

*drools*

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Ahh. Don't you just love the education system and the next generation of leaders it is producing.

I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...

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You can't fail a class but if it were possible I'm sure you'd be the one to do it.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I just found out that I had failed the discrete math class. I am yet to receive a grade for the other class I was taking. Oh boy...

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You're going to fail English as well I'm afraid. It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

With a bleak future ahead of him, it's time to check into the availability of a Meth class...

A discrete one.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

With a bleak future ahead of him, it's time to check into the availability of a Meth class...

A discrete one.

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Male prostitute Incredibly unsuccessful male prostitute and so two birds are killed with one stone.
Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.

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Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Either that or if porn is to be believed and I can't possibly see why it shouldn't be, then pizza delivery guy.

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Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.

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Would Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?

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Cable repairman or Pilates instructor being acceptable alternatives.

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Would Pilates cable repairman be too much of a niche?

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Or a Piles Arse Ole Repair Man (although you could ardly describe OlegL as a Man; More of a Boy, or an Embryo).

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Originally Posted by DngrMs

It's not "mathematic class" therefore it's not "math class".

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What?