Hello folks, the devil here

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I think he wanted to murder me, for it looked like he was twitching inside. He repeated multiple times that he was a killer. No joke.

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Come to think of it, Jesus (undoubtedly pronounced HeyZeus during your particular conversation) has a very motley crew of 12-steppers, ex-cons, and cripples. Kinda changes the "perfect" picture of Heaven, does it not? :mellow:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

I think he wanted to murder me, for it looked like he was twitching inside. He repeated multiple times that he was a killer. No joke.

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Come to think of it, Jesus (undoubtedly pronounced HeyZeus during your particular conversation) has a very motley crew of 12-steppers, ex-cons, and cripples. Kinda changes the "perfect" picture of Heaven, does it not? :mellow:

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I've always envisioned hypocrisy in heaven.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

So like, I now have devil powers. Any ideas of what I should do with them?

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I would give myself a horse penis. It would make rape that much more enjoyable(for me).

I dont pray to god, i pray to gotti.

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Originally Posted by Funkin'

I would give myself a horse penis. It would make rape that much more enjoyable(for me).

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I hope you find something nice in your stalking this year. :)