because the doctor slapped your mum when your fugly face was born.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
how come I never get an egg with an eggroll?
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because the doctor slapped your mum when your fugly face was born.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
how come I never get an egg with an eggroll?
because you have already been laid.
why am I not rich?
because your name is boab, not rich.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigboab
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Quickly.
How do you get two 4-year olds to eat?
feed them*
why does nobody fall off the end of the earth?
Because of Sandra Bullock
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Originally Posted by bigboab
Blankety blank (fucking noobs)
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
because big mac makes the rules to go
If Chinese medicine is that good, why do they have operating theatres?
because there are too many movie pirates
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
because I have never heard the saying.
would you send a text to someone who cant read?