Man with no arms or legs

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs lying on a bed?

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Really bad at hand/footjobs?

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Don't matter, just hook her up to a paint shaker.

Whatda call a Chinese woman with no arms or legs standing against a wall?



Irene


Sorry, I'm politically incorrect. Sue me.

Well dang! One I haven't heard 'afore! Thank you for that.

Whatda call an electrician with no arms or legs?




Sparky.

I'd think 'Shorty' would be a little better.

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?











Eileen.









What do you call her mother?





















Marlene.