Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Gay or straight... what's the difference?
I can think of a couple.
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
The question is if I should start asking every hot woman for sex.
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
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Originally Posted by
Skiz
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Gay or straight... what's the difference?
I can think of a couple.
There is only one weakness that gay couples have. They can't conceive a biological offspring. That's why most people wouldn't get any satisfaction by having sex with the person of their own gender.
But women on the other hand... Oh my God, I would love to get a woman pregnant.
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
There is only one weakness that gay couples have. They can't conceive a biological offspring. That's why most people wouldn't get any satisfaction by having sex with the person of their own gender.
Yeah that's why contraception is a multi-billion dollar industry.
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
But women on the other hand... Oh my God, I would love to get a woman pregnant.
If you feel a burning need to have a little one in your image then in your case buy a monkey.
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Oh my God, I would love to get a woman pregnant.
Reproduce? You? You can't be serious. The world is bad enough with just one of you. The fact that you want to inflict more misery on Earth is beyond reason. After all, the woman who consents to sleep with you must just be as bad as you, if not worse. The offspring of such a mating could only mean one thing for humanity, and it isn't the second coming.
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
The question is if I should start asking every hot woman for sex.
Try making friends with some humans first.
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
Hire someone, tell them the truth and what you expect. Get it over with, it isn't that big a deal for a guy.
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
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Originally Posted by
shadowrom
sad day sad post
Is that the name of the horse you're betting on.
Re: I am still a virgin at the age of 33
I can't wait for the 'I am still a virgin at the age of 66.', which will confirm that your attempt at being human have failed.