Didn't that affect your posture when you were young living at home cropping and Picking Potatoes??:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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Didn't that affect your posture when you were young living at home cropping and Picking Potatoes??:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Did you and your Wife decide the same for your son in the Hospital ??Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
They say for hygiene , it is easier for kids today (plus it is done more efficient , and with less pain than the Heb way), but I don't know any different :idunno:
When one of my close friends converted in his 30's was already snipped in the hospital (he also has a twin brother and I couldn't believe his parents did it , his other brothers are racist fucks!!!) so the Rabbi only has to prick it to draw blood for the conversion (2 second job , 3 hours of prayers , and you are now a Heb:yup:).
And another guy I used to work with in his mid 30's was getting all kinds of infections (he was a clean guy and I never really asked him the details) , he had to get snipped , and boy oh boy that wasn't fun for him:cry1:
Plus ..... His twin needed a Kidney transplant to save his live when he was older , and the only one that stepped up was my friend (his twin) , the other brothers were a match but did fuck all... Now his twin brother is alive and does feel a little Jewish every once and while , but he is doing great :whistling
I am thinking about converting to Judaism but I'm not sure how it will go over so for a test I'm going to a bar and introducing myself as Shlomo Leibovitz cousin of Hyme Rabinowitz and see how that plays.
You may think this stupid but a similar previous experiment with black face is the only reason that I'm not now African American.
Yep. Had the daughter done too- just in case she ever decided to convert to Islam. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
Make sure you where a Beanie (Kepah or Yarmulke) with a gold clip , now pull your pants up to your shoulders , and now go up the the first hot Shiksa you see, tell her you are a doctor and your family is very big housing developer In Canada ... And all you are looking for is a really good Hummer in the Mercedes you have parked in the vip parking next to the bar. And if you now get a good to go with the Hot Shiksa , and she is really good (you know can suck start a leaf blower:hooray:) , Then you can ask here name and get her phone number. After the 3rd date then you start getting feelers on her converting , if that is a go , now after 6 months of dating and SHTUPING her brains out , now you bring out the prenupt for the marriage porposal(and we are talking iron clad that she gets the square root of cock if she does anything you don't like:yup:) , now you are set and you will live your life happy as a pig in shit Being a Jew for the rest of your life:yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That is now the newconvertedJewish way to Nakhas :idunno:
Or really ..... you are fucked once she finds out the truth and it ends at the Hummer in the parking lot (borrow a Jewish friends Mercedes if necessary for some fun at least , leather and tinted windows are preferred options) ....
In my eyes it is still worth the Converting:whistling
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Originally Posted by megabytemeYep. Had the daughter done too- just in case she ever decided to convert to Islam. :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by shaina
What happened ?? You fell short below:idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Did you use Nestle Quick , or Shoe Polish for the experiment ?? :idunno:
That might have made a difference you know......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZcQuote:
Originally Posted by shaina
I like Zappa(another one to shake the dust off and add to song list) , but that is one of his songs that will not be added to the song list for the dirty looks(putting it mildly) I will get from the neighbors :bag:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
It could cause someone charging me with a "Hate Crime" on the block , and kick me out or lifetime ban of the Drinking Club :cry1: