If you were a real scientist, you'd be well practiced in finding fault everywhere except at home.
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As a scientist, please explain this
http://i.imgur.com/FSNqT3L.png
I'm a Christian Scientist so I'm basically honour-bound to ignore anything even remotely connected to actual science.
That said I'm fairly sure that it has to something to do with preternaturally pale skin and an alarming lack of visible muscle.
I liked Adster better when he was a blind pissed incomprehensible object of hilarity and confusion.
Love and time change people. And not for the better. Hopefully he'll suffer a brain injury soon.
In other news, my ankle got an unpronouncable fracture in Wetherspoons the other evening. I swear to the holy neutron I was completely sober. Some Wetherspoonerist had left a fucking ashtray mine on the floor, which I did not see, seeing as I tend to look ahead for fear of walls and people and stuff. Captain Crunched the weird bit of my upper foot.
Currently sporting a moon boot extraordinaire and am more dazzled by the medical ingenuity than the pain.
Also on tons of drugs and alcohol.
Damn, right in the Witherspoons. That's one of the worst places to get an unpronounceable fracture, iirc! :O
Yeah, but they'll settle outta court like a Jackson.
That's very good news! Sorry you're hurting, btw.