Pandemic

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by dion09529

I have a positive test result for covid-19. If I'll stop post here, I died.

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Serious question. Why should I care?

I mean like what's one less Eastern European in a tracksuit to me?

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Well, per The Donald, unless he's from Poland, the old CSSR or Hungary he could technically still come over to poke you in the eye.

Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise. :ermm:

(WAIT! Did my monitor just move by itself??) :alien:

Cooool, they probably don't want urine...

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Originally Posted by Stehle

Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise .:ermm:

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Given a choice between possibly dying from COVID-19 or going to Walmart, I'm opting for the virus every time.

And this is a Canadian Walmart mind you, where only like 95% of the customers are obese and smell like dead rat. I'm pretty sure I'd kill children to stay out of a US one.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by Stehle

Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise .:ermm:

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Given a choice between possibly dying from COVID-19 or going to Walmart, I'm opting for the virus every time.

And this is a Canadian Walmart mind you, where only like 95% of the customers are obese and smell like dead rat. I'm pretty sure I'd kill children to stay out of a US one.

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Well I can see this is another fine day to end on a "high" note. :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Stehle

Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise .

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The test kit results can be written in fortune cookie form:

You just purchased this kit at Walmart-- of course you NOW have COVID-19. The last time anyone here washed his/her hands was a construction worker who helped build the place.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by Stehle

Test stuffs should available at Walmart by now I surmise .

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The test kit results can be written in fortune cookie form:

You just purchased this kit at Walmart-- of course you NOW have COVID-19. The last time anyone here washed his/her hands was a construction worker who helped build the place.

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I heard or thought they said... "Self Medicate"... but it was..."Self Isolate"....hmm :unsure:

(I'll still go with the former and wait for the official FST response before doing the ladder.) :alien:


FYI... It's called "Having your cake and eating it too." ;)

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Originally Posted by Caballero

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Serious question. Why should I care?

I mean like what's one less Eastern European in a tracksuit to me?

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Well, per The Donald, unless he's from Poland, the old CSSR or Hungary he could technically still come over to poke you in the eye.

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I'm not hungarian, although I know the numbers.

hatszáz tizenegy ezer

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Originally Posted by dion09529

I'm not hungarian, although I know the numbers...

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I heard they have new numbers at Walmart. :dry:

(Maybe you could get some more?) :yup: :alien:

No one remembers the swine flu, I guess...