Best Pickup Lines

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Originally posted by muchspl2@16 December 2003 - 01:41
you would be surprised as simple as it sounds, just got to say hi/hello

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Yep that is tru :D :P

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Originally posted by muchspl2@16 December 2003 - 04:41
you would be surprised as simple as it sounds, just got to say hi/hello

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Ya right!
For how many years have been trying that till now :lol:

"When I saw you across the room it was like everyone in the room disappeared and you and I were the only ones. I hope that didn't come off like some cliche but it's truth and if I didn't at least talk to you I know that I would've passed up on perfect happiness.............................wanna fuck?"

Okay maybe not. :D

This one is funny....but I would never try it. I don't like getting slapped very much

Ask her if she has ever kissed a bunny between the ears.

When she says no, pull your pant's pocket inside out and say "Maybe you should try"

And if she says yes?

This reminds me of TT beer cans they have pickup lines written all over them

"your father must have been a thief... cuz' he stole the stars and put them in your eyes"

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Originally posted by Nimdock@16 December 2003 - 06:04
And if she says yes?

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Ask her if she'd like to again.

go up to her fat friend and say do you wanna dance...

she says yes and you say go on tehn teh dance floors over there

i wanna chat to your mate.

:lol:

"Heres 20p, phone your mum and tell her you aint coming home tonight"

Funny, but would never work

Have you got any Geordie in you...? Would you like some?