You're all scottish

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I can arrange it if you want.

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How?

In my mind I pronounce 'hawt' and 'cawk' the same as I pronounce 'hot' and 'cock'.

Anyone that doesn't is mental.

but youre from south wales

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Originally Posted by JPaul

However I consider you to be linear and me to be lateral.

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Why are you walking sideways JPaul?
:blink:

I could have been more clear.

People may need to use some common sense to extrapolate my meaning. JP is probably fecked 'cos he's a bit of a dreamer.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

It involve a kilt, a small live haggis and a considerable quantity of malt whisky.

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Sounds awful.

A live haggis btw, how does that work? :blink:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

It involve a kilt, a small live haggis and a considerable quantity of malt whisky.

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you dont hear yourself when you read? :ohmy:

edit: mischevious loading pages :angry:

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Originally Posted by manker

In my mind I pronounce 'hawt' and 'cawk' the same as I pronounce 'hot' and 'cock'.

Anyone that doesn't is mental.

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But you're a man of English wordy type stuff, the way it's spelt it's pronounced "Hort" and "Cork" , used in conjunction with Cock and hot, it is how the Scottish sound when they say Hot and Cock :)

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

But you're a man of English wordy type stuff, the way it's spelt it's pronounced "Hort" and "Cork" , used in conjunction with Cock and hot, it is how the Scottish sound when they say Hot and Cock :)

Jonno :cool:

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wtf? :huh: :unsure:

are you pissed already?

No not yet :shifty:

Dan..... Dude, say Cock in a Scottish accent.

Now say Cawk.

Sound the same? :frusty:

Jonno :cool: