Best Damn Internet Joke

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Originally posted by Crack_man@5 April 2003 - 04:39
I don´t even understand the joke.

Did he get a big arm for using the computer for a long time and then go out and poke someone in the eye?

By the way,I can poke you in the eye cuz I am a proffesional eye poker.
Just look at this thread over here and see my picture when I poke Dwightfry in the eye:
http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?act...606&st=0&hl=eye

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no, he jacked off too much and his dick got huge and his errection would slamm a girl in the eye

That joke about the guy eatin cheese curls was so damn funny!

k, uhh i wish i like never posted the original one.. heh. It was funny at first if u get it..ehh..delete

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Originally posted by The Knife Thrower+2 April 2003 - 17:19--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (The Knife Thrower @ 2 April 2003 - 17:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Wolfmight@1 April 2003 - 20:13
Once there was a nerdy guy who got the fastest internet connection in the world.
It was 1,000 times the speed of a the best military connections.
His moniter size was the size of a movie theater screen and his house was out on some island far far away.
He never came out of that house for years. When he was first seen in a long time, his right arm was 10x as strong-n-bulky as Arnold Swartzenegger&#39;s and he would accidentally poke a girl&#39;s eye out whenever he saw one.

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No offence but this is crap. [/b][/quote]
rrrgg&#33;&#33; u copied it&#33; death&#33; j/p.. maybe i&#39;ll edit it myself and make it longer and funnier.. *dont ever copy something short* <_<