Relationship Advice.

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Originally Posted by manker

Edit: Any bin problems or comments will be summarily ignored :dry:

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What bins this manker.??? :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

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Originally Posted by Peerzy

Im upstairs :no: iv managed to lock the door saying that i was 'cleaning up' now what :unsure:

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Tell her you was have a good spring clean and look what you found under the bed peezy. :ohmy:

The girl I'm seeing sometimes talks in a fake Greek accent when we're in teh pub. How do I tell her she sounds like a gypsy without offending her?

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

The girl I'm seeing sometimes talks in a fake Greek accent when we're in teh pub. How do I tell her she sounds like a gypsy without offending her?

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Smash some plates at her feet after dinner :whistling

A former girlfriend of mine and myself have been exchanging emails, recently she sent me a picture of herself and she isn't as hawt as I remember. Also she tells me she has a boyfriend. Should I just stop emailing her now as there is no real chance of a shag?

Also should I ask her for nekkid pictures for a laugh?

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Also should I ask her for nekkid pictures for a laugh?

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Only if you pm them to me...... :shifty:

If unhappy with your girl
theres always photochop

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj...re_n_after.png

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Originally Posted by DanB

Smash some plates at her feet after dinner :whistling

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Smashing advice dan, cheers.

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Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles

Only if you pm them to me...... :shifty:

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I'll make a thread.

I am thinking of arranging a Mortal Kombat style tournament between my ex-girlfriends but am unsure as to how to approach them about this. Can you give me any advice to get the women to fight in a life and death battle royale?

Also, is it fair to make the short ones fight in this tournament?