[GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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10-20-2004, 02:15 PM
Cheese

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by Mathea

I would test it out except I have yet to see your guide to turning it off...... please help

Robert00000000 is helping me co-author that guide. He is an expert in turning things off.
10-20-2004, 02:16 PM
Busyman

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Some questions will have to wait until Part Two: Advanced Computer Inialization Theory.

With regards to the cat it's a well known fact that no-one ever got pussy with a computer. :(

Come on man. Just help me out.

I want to like really use this doohickey one day. :01:

I heard that you could get pussy through a computer.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...insidecomp.jpg The pic clearly shows you did. Why can't I?

(Even though it seems you only could get the head through) :dry:

Btw has anyone ever told you that your pussy has a big head? :blink:
10-20-2004, 02:20 PM
Busyman

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by Mathea

I would test it out except I have yet to see your guide to turning it off...... please help

I'm with you on that Mathea. Withoutchedda if you are going to start something, follow through DAMNIT!! :angry:
10-20-2004, 02:30 PM
Mathea

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Robert00000000 is helping me co-author that guide. He is an expert in turning things off.

:lol: :lol:

too true!

okies well as u can see you now got me n busyman ready to test out ur guide, but we need a little more effort on your side first
10-20-2004, 04:08 PM
manker

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

Help! I cannot connect to the internet :(

Quality guide, Cheese :lol: :lol:
10-20-2004, 04:10 PM
Mathea

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

oh dear poor manker... i hope u get the internet soon as ur missing out on loads of stuff
10-20-2004, 04:13 PM
Busyman

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by manker

Help! I cannot connect to the internet :(

Quality guide, Cheese :lol: :lol:

Your on the internet, STUPID!!! :blink:

Stop wasting his time with dumbass questions ya wanker bastard!!! :angry:

Now let's get back to this turning my computer on...........

:)
10-20-2004, 04:14 PM
Mathea

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

now now i think cheese will just have to put his social life on hold so he can help everyone out

after all, Busyman needs help turnin his comp on and mankers still stuck without an online connection

hurry the fuck up cheese.. you started this mess now fix it! :P
10-20-2004, 04:19 PM
manker

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

:lol:

I feel so dumb now. I still can't connect to the internet tho' and I'm missing out on all the DVDs that my friends download from the internet. Whenever I open my DVD drive it's still empty :crying:
10-20-2004, 04:21 PM
Mathea

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by manker

:lol:

I feel so dumb now. I still can't connect to the internet tho' and I'm missing out on all the DVDs that my friends download from the internet. Whenever I open my DVD drive it's still empty :crying:

damn! i would help if i could, but my comp doesnt even have a dvd thingy.... tho it does have a lovely cup holder.. .so if u ever want coffee lemme know
10-20-2004, 04:26 PM
ZaZu

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

I've followed your guide setp-by-step but my computer still won't start what should I do now :huh:

note:the pussy that came with it said this is how it's supposed to look,I'm not so sure :dry:

http://img79.exs.cx/img79/292/StupidComputer.jpg
10-20-2004, 04:30 PM
Robert00000

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Robert00000000 is helping me co-author that guide. He is an expert in turning things off.

Damn, that Robert00000000 is smart cos i can't figure out how to do that. Its prolly cos i only have 5 zero's :(

I've been trying to switch off this machine but the chick keeps saying 'Stop pressing my nipples' and hits me :huh:
10-20-2004, 04:31 PM
Cheese

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

Sorry guys,

A rogue cat turned my computer off and without the benefit of my helpful guide it took me ages to get back online.
10-20-2004, 04:34 PM
Mathea

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

thank god uve returned. manker is in some serious trouble cheese and it looks as though ur the only one with the proper knowledge to save the day
10-20-2004, 04:46 PM
Cheese

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

Does anyone have a guide on how to read threads?
10-20-2004, 05:48 PM
Spicker

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

This should be pinned in hardwareworld :lol:
10-20-2004, 05:49 PM
DanB

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by Withcheese

Does anyone have a guide on how to read threads?

I think BAwa is working on that one :huh:
10-20-2004, 05:50 PM
Guillaume

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

Maybe you could write a second part on laptops?
Had to call the support line for mine this very afternoon...
Those buggers want 20 euros now! :angry:
10-20-2004, 05:52 PM
DanB

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Maybe you could write a second part on laptops?
Had to call the support line for mine this very afternoon...
Those buggers want 20 euros now! :angry:

Could you not turn it on? :unsure:
10-20-2004, 05:54 PM
lynx

Re: [GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

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Originally Posted by DanB

I have just recommended your guide to be pinned via the report system :)

The thread reporting mechanism is not a toy. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/whack.gif

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