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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by SnnY
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Originally Posted by Busyman
...then SnnY would have been sexually aroused by it.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you and your girlfriend with the arse having sex, accompanied by the soothing sounds of cows getting it on emanating from the telly doesn't really do it for me :unsure:
I thought you were more of a scat man.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by manker
...someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here...
I'm barred from partaking. Duly noted.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by MagicNakor
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Originally Posted by manker
...someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here...
I'm barred from partaking. Duly noted.
:shuriken:
I think that's a bit harsh. Has tesco laid down the law.
Canadians, lol :rolleyes:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by manker
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Originally Posted by MagicNakor
You're forgetting where you are sara. ;)
:shuriken:
Yeah, and you've forgotten a comma
and a capital letter, book boi.
Je m'excuse, I come over all grammaticaster when someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here.
There are a few members of a homosexual persuasion, if they weren't part of the banter then that would be a form of prejudice in itself. They would be on the peripheral, as it were.
I'm not entirely sure whether you and Sara seriously think that there truly are homophobes who write stuff in here but if you were to look a little deeper then you'd realise that it's meant with no more malice than when I call a bloke who happens to like watching Liverpool FC play a 'scouse robbing bar-steward' :)
Is this a rod manker or were you feeling a little uptight?
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Bestialityman
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Originally Posted by Barbara
You let your GF channel-surf? :o
Do I have to give her permission?:huh:
But that means... that means... that means... you let her do the remote! :O
Shame on you! :no:
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Originally Posted by Bestialityman
RIF
Usually channel surfing involves searching for nothing in particular.
Really? How rewarding that must be.
For me, channel surfing involves searching for something of interest to me, through the detritus of shite that is usually broadcast. In your GF's case, probably something involving livestock would have fit the bill... :ermm:
P.S. I too can play the hilarious changing the name on the quotes game... :dabs:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by sArA
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Originally Posted by manker
Yeah, and you've forgotten a comma and a capital letter, book boi.
Je m'excuse, I come over all grammaticaster when someone casts aspersions on the good folk of the lounge. The way I see it is that there is a lot of piss taking that goes on, toward all people who frequent here.
There are a few members of a homosexual persuasion, if they weren't part of the banter then that would be a form of prejudice in itself. They would be on the peripheral, as it were.
I'm not entirely sure whether you and Sara seriously think that there truly are homophobes who write stuff in here but if you were to look a little deeper then you'd realise that it's meant with no more malice than when I call a bloke who happens to like watching Liverpool FC play a 'scouse robbing bar-steward' :)
Is this a rod manker or were you feeling a little uptight?
Yeah, it was a rod.
I fucking hate fags.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by manker
I fucking hate fags.
New Years resolution then? ex smokers are so fecking smug :dry:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
Kinda.
Also, after I've just put one out, I really do fucking hate cigarettes.
If Chebus is still not smoking after the Six Nations, I'm also going to give up :ermm:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by manker
I think that's a bit harsh. Has tesco laid down the law.
Canadians, lol :rolleyes:
I'm unsure... I'll have to ask next we have tea.
:cowboy:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by SnnY
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Originally Posted by Busyman
...then SnnY would have been sexually aroused by it.
Don't take this the wrong way, but you and your girlfriend with the arse having sex, accompanied by the soothing sounds of cows getting it on emanating from the telly doesn't really do it for me :unsure:
Don't take this the wrong the way but you CaptainObviously can't read.
Try again.
Stop telling your fantasies and making them someone elses.:lol: :lol:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Barbara
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Originally Posted by Busyman
Do I have to give her permission?:huh:
But that means... that means... that means... you let her do the remote! :O
Shame on you! :no:
:huh:
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Originally Posted by Barbara
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Originally Posted by Busyman
RIF
Usually channel surfing involves searching for nothing in particular.
Really? How rewarding that must be.
For me, channel surfing involves searching for something of interest to me, through the detritus of shite that is usually broadcast. In your GF's case, probably something involving livestock would have fit the bill... :ermm:
P.S. I too can play the hilarious changing the name on the quotes game... :dabs:
Why would she wanna see cows?:huh:
I really didn't change your name too much. I just kinda took 'ross' out of it.:ermm:
Urine: Don't all women have arses.? Well maybe not from what I've seen folks post.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Busyman
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Originally Posted by SnnY
Don't take this the wrong way, but you and your girlfriend with the arse having sex, accompanied by the soothing sounds of cows getting it on emanating from the telly doesn't really do it for me :unsure:
Don't take this the wrong the way but you CaptainObviously can't read.
Try again.
Stop telling your fantasies and making them someone elses.:lol: :lol:
Sometimes I think you're like an American version of Lauren Cooper, complete with your own catchphrase that you use constantly. Ad infinitum. Ad nauseum.
But most of the time I'M NOT BOVVERED.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
I called Bus Boy 'Captain Obvious', only once, about six months ago - he's been using it several times a day ever since.
Musta liked it, I guess :dabs:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by manker
I called Bus Boy 'Captain Obvious', only once, about six months ago - he's been using it several times a day ever since.
Musta liked it, I guess :dabs:
I like the way he uses it, like a magician distracting you whilst performing magic. In Busyman's case the "CaptainObviously" is an attempt to distract you from seeing there is nothing in the sentence of worth or of truth. The name changing and wordsallwroteuptogether are other examples of this. Kind of like how Jonno would overuse smilies as well, he'd realise there was nothing to his posts so he fill it with "flourishes".
It is a shame though, Captain Obvious used to be a great putdown. Now its overused around here (by one man ffs).
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Busyman
I really didn't change your name too much. I just kinda took 'ross' out of it.:ermm:
No you didn't. :lol:
RIF. :dabs:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
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Originally Posted by Busyman
I really didn't change your name too much. I just kinda took 'ross' out of it.:ermm:
No you didn't. :lol:
RIF. :dabs:
Shut it, Barbaa.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
bustychap>captainobvious:snooty:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Cheese
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Originally Posted by manker
I called Bus Boy 'Captain Obvious', only once, about six months ago - he's been using it several times a day ever since.
Musta liked it, I guess :dabs:
I like the way he uses it, like a magician distracting you whilst performing magic. In Busyman's case the "CaptainObviously" is an attempt to distract you from seeing there is nothing in the sentence of worth or of truth. The name changing and wordsallwroteuptogether are other examples of this. Kind of like how Jonno would overuse smilies as well, he'd realise there was nothing to his posts so he fill it with "flourishes".
It is a shame though, Captain Obvious used to be a great putdown. Now its overused around here (by one man ffs).
I was just gonna say about the smilies, then you edited in the part about Jonno.
The best bit for me is when he laughs at his own posts. Wtf is all that about.
Having said that, altho' I rarely post smilies to depict the event, I do make myself laugh on occasion. Mind, I am a lot funnier than Busyman :smilie4:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by manker
Having said that, altho' I rarely post smilies to depict the event, I do make myself laugh on occasion. Mind, I am a lot funnier than Busyman :smilie4:
I laugh at my own posts, all of them. Then I will wake up my girlfriend, landlady's dog or neighbour to admire my prose. I keep printouts of the best which I keep on my "Wall of Awfully Neat Quotes" (WANQ for short).
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While I haven't, yet, gone so far as having a wanq wall. I do praise the interweb gods for the search function.
If I'd had a particulary arduous morning, I'll often ask someone here to do a quick search for a bit of vintage 2004 manker. They will then arrange the best bits into a screenplay with me as the hero and a 15 year old Canadian as the hapless villan.
After a hearty 20 minute chuckle, I get back to work.
I imagine many people do this with my posts.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
I have a "Threads Which Are Terrible" wall (TWAT for short).
Only the very crappiest threads get printed out and "twatted".
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
I have a "Threads Which Are Terrible" wall (TWAT for short).
Only the very crappiest threads get printed out and "twatted".
Ah, if you'd probably have no need for a WANQ then. I'm thinking of having a WANQ at my girlfriend's house, maybe ask my mum if she wants me to have a WANQ there and see if my local council would like to sponser me to have a public WANQ.
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I doubt there is much crossover from your WANQ to my TWAT, so I might need to have a WANQ too, do you think it's worth it?
It sounds like you can't have too many WANQs.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
Barbie,if ever your TWAT needs filling, I have a magnificent rod which would amply furnish even the largest of TWATs.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
Chroist, this is like watching graham norton:dabs:
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FST WANQ. Sounds painful...:ermm:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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you love the cock
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Cheese
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Originally Posted by manker
Having said that, altho' I rarely post smilies to depict the event, I do make myself laugh on occasion. Mind, I am a lot funnier than Busyman :smilie4:
I laugh at my own posts, all of them. Then I will wake up my girlfriend, landlady's dog or neighbour to admire my prose. I keep printouts of the best which I keep on my "Wall of Awfully Neat Quotes" (WANQ for short).
Sometimes I find weeks have gone by I get so self absorbed.
http://allthingshawaiian.com/lurkah/.../narcissus.jpg
But I'm worth it!
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by hobbes
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Originally Posted by Cheese
I laugh at my own posts, all of them. Then I will wake up my girlfriend, landlady's dog or neighbour to admire my prose. I keep printouts of the best which I keep on my "Wall of Awfully Neat Quotes" (WANQ for short).
Sometimes I find weeks have gone by I get so self absorbed.
http://allthingshawaiian.com/lurkah/.../narcissus.jpg
But I'm worth it!
Narcissus was punished for not liking the bum sex, so that should be a cautionary message for us all. :sage:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
Anyone notice that "Brokeback Mountain" is an anagram of "I bumknock bandit"?
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teddy sheringham = he'd shag dirty men:snooty:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
teddy sheringham = he'd shag dirty men:snooty:
There's no apostrophe in Teddy Sheringham* :dabs:
*Though probably there is plenty of cawk.
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
there isn't a capital "I" in brokeback mountain :dabs:
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
there isn't a capital "I" in brokeback mountain :dabs:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...k_mountain.jpg
Looks like a capital "I" to me.
***Warning*** The above image may make you gay. Or a cowboy.
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the above image being an advert for a website:dabs:
selfpwnageFTW!1
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Re: I just saw "Brokeback Mountain". Was the cumshot really necessary?
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
the above image being an advert for a website:dabs:
selfpwnageFTW!1
Excuse me :blink:
:whistle:
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rod?:dabs:
the picture I'm assuming you tried to post wasn't there an an advert for the website you were linking it from replaced it:rolleyes: