Jpaul Mortal Enemy No.1 candidates apply within

a little bit, yeah :unsure:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

a little bit, yeah :unsure:

---

It was either that or you'd already got some old cock inside you today :naughty:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

a little bit, yeah :unsure:

---

It was either that or you'd already got some old cock inside you today :naughty:

---

how did you know :blushing:

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7210/oldcawk0zl.jpg

I mentioned Stuart Dougall (but i think I got away with it) but to mention teh Hun word!


Mangos are being sharpened as we speak. :ph34r:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

It was either that or you'd already got some old cock inside you today :naughty:

---

how did you know :blushing:

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7210/oldcawk0zl.jpg

---

Oh, you've been drinking too :blushing:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

JPaul is a secret hun :happy:

---

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.

Thank you all for your interest, we will keep your names on file, should another position arise you will be contacted.

---

oh no you don't - not that easy
Jpaul you SuckX2
:01:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

how did you know :blushing:

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/7210/oldcawk0zl.jpg

---

Oh, you've been drinking too :blushing:

---

only since 2pm, had an 8 hour break after last night :blushing:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Biggles

I mentioned Stuart Dougall (but i think I got away with it) but to mention teh Hun word!


Mangos are being sharpened as we speak. :ph34r:

---

He took it too far.

I might have to go straight for the starfish.

Tho' his cunning Welsh Ninjaism may have taught him how to deal with that particliar stratagem

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 100%

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Ladies and Gentlemen we have a winner.

Thank you all for your interest, we will keep your names on file, should another position arise you will be contacted.

---

oh no you don't - not that easy
Jpaul you SuckX2
:01:

---

Yeah and you are t'jealous of X2

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Biggles

I mentioned Stuart Dougall (but i think I got away with it) but to mention teh Hun word!


Mangos are being sharpened as we speak. :ph34r:

---

He took it too far.

I might have to go straight for the starfish.

Tho' his cunning Welsh Ninjaism may have taught him how to deal with that particliar stratagem

---

I have heard folk tell of this intrinsically Jockish chicanery. However, I am not sure how to deal with it.


Answers on a postcard, please :ermm:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

He took it too far.

I might have to go straight for the starfish.

Tho' his cunning Welsh Ninjaism may have taught him how to deal with that particliar stratagem

---

I have heard folk tell of this intrinsically Jockish chicanery. However, I am not sure how to deal with it.


Answers on a postcard, please :ermm:

---

I had assumed you would be able to deal with the starfish, you are Welshish after awl.

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 100%

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

---

manboobs? :unsure:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 100%

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

---

Rob the pervy letch is a pervy letch. Normal people don't wanna go down that road :no:



Altho' you can qualify thro' being a git - as is my favoured mode d'emploi :happy:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 100%

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

---

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no .... Wee Bobby is a V Poor mortal enemy.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 100%

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

---

manboobs? :unsure:

---

You have to be special to grow them.

I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work :(

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by 100%

what do l33t Mortal Enemy's like the Mankudos & Robert000 have thatmake other members unworthy of No.1?:cry:

---

Rob the pervy letch is a pervy letch. Normal people don't wanna go down that road :no:



Altho' you can qualify thro' being a git - as is my favoured mode d'emploi :happy:

---

mangit, as it were.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

manboobs? :unsure:

---

You have to be special to grow them.

I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work :(

---

That's coz it went straight to your arse.

I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity, but have yet to see any information pertaining to the salary.
The advert did not specify hours either.

If you could flesh out your requirements a smidgen I would be happy to submit a more accurate request for compensation.

Will we be observing Robert's Rules of Order or the Marquis of Queensbury's?
Not a deal-breaker really, just idle curiousity.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

You have to be special to grow them.

I tried during the Six Nations this year by drinking loads of beer, but it didn't work :(

---

That's coz it went straight to your arse.

---

It's a good job I've got my cushy leather upholstered, chrome handled chair (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own precisely because of the chrome handlage) to support my rather more lardier arse.

(Guide) How to Ignore Jpaul
1.click - http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/profi...ignore&u=90022
2. Click submit

(Guide) How to get rid of Jpaul
1. Clik http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/report.php?p=1116332
2. Submit all your evilestedlyness fantasies in text

(Guide) Send stalkingmail to Jpaul
1. http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/priva...=newpm&u=90022
2. Submit all your evilested fantasies (repetativly)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by clocker

I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity, but have yet to see any information pertaining to the salary.
The advert did not specify hours either.

If you could flesh out your requirements a smidgen I would be happy to submit a more accurate request for compensation.

Will we be observing Robert's Rules of Order or the Marquis of Queensbury's?
Not a deal-breaker really, just idle curiousity.

---

Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.

You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.

Thank you for your interest in this position.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

That's coz it went straight to your arse.

---

... (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own precisely because of the chrome handlage) ....

---

You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

... (which, as I recall, is slightly superior to your own precisely because of the chrome handlage) ....

---

You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".

---

Covet not thy interwebbian neighbour's chrome.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

You could have saved everyone a great deal of time by just posting "my name be manker and me is a chav".

---

Covet not thy interwebbian neighbour's chrome.

---

There's no plaice like chrome.

http://www.cefas.co.uk/fishinfo/West...ges/Plaice.JPG

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

Can members of the FAG team be each other's mortal enemy in the first place?

---

Just the fact that you have to ask that precludes you.

Sorry, let me say that in American.

"What the shit are you talkin' about, suck my ass mofo."

---

Let me phrase this so you can understand, swine.

Pip pip! Jolly good! Tea and crumpets! God save the Queen!
Cheerio!

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by clocker

I would consider playing Holmes to your Moriarity...

---

Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.

You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.

Thank you for your interest in this position.

---

I assumed that I would have to leave my Fortress of Solitude to fulfill my duties and had factored in the appropriate travel allowance.

We could discuss the "costume allowance" now, if you like.
Spandex is right out of course, but i would consider primary colors if required.

Will superpowers of any sort be necessary?
Even the basics are quite expensive these days and the truly exotic are beyond absurd...have you priced them lately?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Tikibonbon

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Just the fact that you have to ask that precludes you.

Sorry, let me say that in American.

"What the shit are you talkin' about, suck my ass mofo."

---

Let me phrase this so you can understand, swine.

Pip pip! Jolly good! Tea and crumpets! God save the Queen!
Cheerio!

Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more!

---

You do know I'm Scottish, n'est ce pas.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by clocker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Much as your enquiry is very much appreciated I am afraid there is a "deal breaker" involved.

You being my mortal enemy would facilitate visiting hardwareworld. As you are possibly aware I find the prospect of dysentery a more attractive one.

Thank you for your interest in this position.

---

I assumed that I would have to leave my Fortress of Solitude to fulfill my duties and had factored in the appropriate travel allowance.

We could discuss the "costume allowance" now, if you like.
Spandex is right out of course, but i would consider primary colors if required.

Will superpowers of any sort be necessary?
Even the basics are quite expensive these days and the truly exotic are beyond absurd...have you priced them lately?

---

Do you think you could pull this off

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/sabotage.jpg

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Do you think you could pull this off

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/sabotage.jpg

---

Someone should pull that off, I agree.
If that is how you'd like to dress then I have no objections, but you certainly can't expect me to switch designers at this late date.

Here is how I had envisioned us as we laid waste to vaste hordes of innocent bystanders in pursuit of our vendetta....
http://www.ews.uiuc.edu/~aclehman/pi...erhero/n21.jpg
The concept needs a bit of tweaking but the basics are sound.

"tweaking", that sounds like hardwareworld talk to me.

Tried to slip one in when I wasn't looking, you cunning old fox.

http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~supersma...murals/fox.jpg

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by clocker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by JPaul

Do you think you could pull this off

http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/sabotage.jpg

---

Someone should pull that off, I agree.
If that is how you'd like to dress then I have no objections, but you certainly can't expect me to switch designers at this late date.

Here is how I had envisioned us as we laid waste to vaste hordes of innocent bystanders in pursuit of our vendetta....
http://www.ews.uiuc.edu/~aclehman/pi...erhero/n21.jpg
The concept needs a bit of tweaking but the basics are sound.

---

Diceman (that was a rather disturbing book as I recall) and Gorilla boy


Neat! :01:

Sowwy.
http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a...an.Costume.jpg
After my nap we can resume negotiations.
If Mommy will let me.