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I spit when I bite my nails. It's strange though, when I was married, I bit my nails all the time. After I got divorced, I never really had the urge to do so. Then after a year or two into my most recent relationship I started again. I only bite my nails when I'm unhappy perhaps?
spitting is nasty ;)
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Originally Posted by sparsely
Nail biters?? :blink: wtf are you guys on? :wacko:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
http://www.cathedralstainedglass.com/nails.jpg
Stopped biting my nails years ago. I use nail clippers now. :snooty:
if you try and swallow a nail it just makes you cough like a cat with a furball for half an hour.
feck off yonno :dry:
:rolleyes: no......weirdo, always knew you fancied me, now you claiming me? :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Only I know how to bite my nails, no one else could possibly know, it's an art form :01:
@Guill ..... yeah ? so? I do but I still chew em :lol:
Jonno :cool:
What nails??? I've seen yours - at least where your fingernails are supposed to be - you don't have any. :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
I never bite my nails, especially my toe nails.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
who peels their nails with the other nails. i never bite or cut them and they look fine to me :snooty:
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Originally Posted by GepperRankins
:lol: Hey shup you :P thats why it's an art form, I have to practice yoga to be able get my head at the correct angle to lever my tooth under the nail :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by NikkiD
Jonno :cool:
No, hence the sad smiley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene
I still think it's fated but for now I'll make do with women :(
how do you know you don't like men?Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I do like men.Quote:
Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Just never shagged one :unsure:
gay :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:(
I swallow the little bits, but spit (in the bin of course) any larger bits....
@ Gepper & manker....boys, boys please, keep your lover's tiff out of this nail biting thread...tsk tsk....
I bite and eat the skin around my fingers and toes.
Just because I can. :happy:
this thread is becoming hard to swallow
especially the toes bit missie
Meh, that's the easy part.
It's when the nail varnish flecks off, that it becomes unsavoury.
I wish belly button fluff was more intresting.
Jonno,
You have had a wee discussion regarding whether or not the title of this thread was specifically picked, in order to make people think it was in relation to fellatio. Which when the thread was opened turned out to be about nail biting. This being done for comedic effect. Jolly good say I, we need more of that type of thing.
However you have subsequently denied that this was the case and done so rather vehemently. Let me say this as a mate, I don't believe you. I think that the title was picked for precisely that reason, that it was a nice wee comedy moment and that it worked rather well.
However I think you do yourself no credit by denying this.
Now I could be wrong, I fully accept that. However I think we both (and everyone else for that matter) know that I amn't.
Don't we.
It depends on how much you`ve saved. :sick:Quote:
Originally Posted by missie
http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/lint/img/fluff4a.jpg
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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nuff sed.
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Who wants buy some toe fluff?
Made from the best single fibres of a Totes sock, mixed with some sweat and a just a pinch of dirt.
Also for sale; gray hairs, earwax, and eye boogers. :naughty:
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Originally Posted by missie
You've been looking on 'totally bizzare' on Ebay haven't you? :lol: