i look forward to theday when my balls dont itch

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Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Not any more :P ........unless I confused the hair FOR my cawk :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

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I've just checked, I definitely have no hair at all on my cawk. Not sure if any other blokes do, either. Maybe a poll is in order.

I realise that you shave it off but that it grows there in the first place is just plain weird :ermm:

No point, I is teh freak :01:

I was raised by monkeys and lived in the woods til I was 19 :)

Jonno :cool:

Even dogs, that have hair covering their entire bodies, don't have hairy cawks.

Jonno, are you absolutely sure that you need to shave your cawk :unsure:

I often get it muddled with my leg as they are pretty much equal in size :shifty:

Yes I have little legs :(

Jonno :cool:

i have very hairy legs which itch at random intervals for no apparent reason, i have a special cream that i put on them to stop them from itching, does that make me cool? :unsure:

I would imagine the scratching makes you hot, not cool :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

the more cream the better
just avoid exaggerating to the extent that it starts to leak through your jeans

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Stop laughing then, and pass on the wisdom, woman! :fist:

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Wax.

Nikki, does Jonno really have a hairy cawk :unsure:

:lol: lmao :lol:

Jonno :cool:

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Originally Posted by manker

Nikki, does Jonno really have a hairy cawk :unsure:

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No. :blink:

Can't believe I was rodded in a thread with a heavy emphasis on cawk :(

back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb i sit with my hands down my pants anyway :ermm:

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back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb i sit with my hands down my pants anyway :ermm:

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Doesn't everyone, they all do in my office :unsure:

Now how did you understand that yet not me? :dry:

back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb, i sit with my hands down my pants anyway

back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb i sit with my hands down my pants anyway

Meaning 2 totally different things :P

Jonno :cool:

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back at work tomorrow, it's a good jawb i sit with my hands down my pants anyway :ermm:

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Doesn't everyone, they all do in my office :unsure:

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all the people on directory enquiries do as they are all commoners - we at fault repairs look down on them (from our second floor thrones :snooty: )

Ewww thats sounds like it gets messy for those you look down on :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

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Now how did you understand that yet not me?

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:whistling :shutup:

stfu :dry:

Hey anyway, you never did answer my question from the other day :dry:

Jonno :cool:

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Ewww thats sounds like it gets messy for those you look down on :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

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due to the building being open planned, we can spit on them with tremendous accuracy :01:

Yeah I guess so......but spit on them with what? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

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stfu :dry:

Hey anyway, you never did answer my question from the other day :dry:

Jonno :cool:

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What question?

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/t101509.html

Jonno :cool:

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Yeah I guess so......but spit on them with what? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

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our superior cawks :01:

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Doesn't everyone, they all do in my office :unsure:

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all the people on directory enquiries do as they are all commoners - we at fault repairs look down on them (from our second floor thrones :snooty: )

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In days of yore, we used to phone up the lady in directory directory enquiries and ask her what colour knickers she was wearing.

Then we'd spend the rest of the day hiding from the police (who were doubtlessly chasing us) in our den.

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Yeah I guess so......but spit on them with what? :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

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our superior cawks :01:

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:lol: :01:

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all the people on directory enquiries do as they are all commoners - we at fault repairs look down on them (from our second floor thrones :snooty: )

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In days of yore, we used to phone up the lady in directory directory enquiries and ask her what colour knickers she was wearing.

Then we'd spend the rest of the day hiding from the police (who were doubtlessly chasing us) in our den.

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well ffs man, don't keep us in suspense, what colour knickers was she wearing? :ohmy:

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In days of yore, we used to phone up the lady in directory enquiries and ask her what colour knickers she was wearing.

Then we'd spend the rest of the day hiding from the police (who were doubtlessly chasing us) in our den.

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well ffs man, don't keep us in suspense, what colour knickers was she wearing? :ohmy:

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She would never tell us - which led us to believe that she wasn't wearing any :happy:

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well ffs man, don't keep us in suspense, what colour knickers was she wearing? :O

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She would never tell us - which led us to believe that she wasn't wearing any :sick:

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the people at DQ aren't like you and I, they are mole-like in appearance and their hygiene is below standard - they work as a collective and shun away from outsiders and the outside in general :ermm:

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She would never tell us - which led us to believe that she wasn't wearing any :sick:

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the people at DQ aren't like you and I, they are mole-like in appearance and their hygiene is below standard - they work as a collective and shun away from outsiders and the outside in general :ermm:

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:ohmy:

Mole people need sex too.

Did Nikkid move to Canadia to get away from Jonnos mutant member

probably..... :'(

Might also have been the smell of my feet :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

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Did Nikkid move to Canadia to get away from Jonnos mutant member

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:blink: I've always lived in Canada. :blink:

Shhhhhhh he don't know that.... :shifty:

Not quite sure whats sinister about that but...... :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

Nikki, bald or a mohawk?

Peace bd

:huh: She has long hair

She'd look very odd with a mohawk :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

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shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:

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Choices:

1. E45.
2. Wear a skirt and no pants, let the air flow...
3. Keep shaving, baldie!

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shaving them was not a gud idea its been 6 days now :no:

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Choices:

1. E45.

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you wanna rub it on, barbie? :naughty:

my bawls are fine today, thnx for asking :01: