He's moved in!!!

Oh OK, didn't get it .

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by gripper103.2

I'd say so..over here calling your girlfriend or wife your in house twat is a good way to end a relationship...bit like calling her ypu bit of cunt at home...just not on.
Prehaps it's not so offensive in the states

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It's a joke. Men moving in with a woman are also referred to as in-house dick. There's nothing wrong with in-house pussy. (I even heard it in the movie Boyz In The Hood)

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If it's in a movie, it must be okay.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.

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Well what the fuck were you trying to do? Referring to someone as "in-house twat" is offensive in any circumstance. Did you think you were being "funny"?

Admittedly you are a charmless bigoted tosser, but that was pretty bad even for you.

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Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.:dry:

I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.:ermm:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

It's a joke. Men moving in with a woman are also referred to as in-house dick. There's nothing wrong with in-house pussy. (I even heard it in the movie Boyz In The Hood)

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If it's in a movie, it must be okay.

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Yeah it actually was okay.

While speaking to Cuba Gooding Jr., Ice Cube made reference to the fact that his mother allowed his brother's girlfriend to live with his brother in her house.

Ice Cube said his brother gets to have in-house pussy yet his mother rags on him about the smallest things.

Touchy Touchy.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Well what the fuck were you trying to do? Referring to someone as "in-house twat" is offensive in any circumstance. Did you think you were being "funny"?

Admittedly you are a charmless bigoted tosser, but that was pretty bad even for you.

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Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.:dry:

I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.:ermm:

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No-one said you were trying to demean Sara.

The problem was your comment is demeaning to women in general. I sometimes make comments like that in a kinda pseudo-misogynist way as a joke.

The difference is that you aren't really that funny and have a history of being a complete arse - therefore people will tend to think that you are of the view that women are 'in-house twat'.

Which is offensive.

I didn't find the comment offensive but then again, I'm not a biatch whose in-house pussy is on tap for my man.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Fuck you. If I said she now has in-house dick I wouldn't have heard shit from the peanut gallery.

I happen to like Sara so no I wasn't trying to demean her....Barbie.:dry:

I wasn't saying "Sara you are twat". It's the same as in-house pussy dipshit....it's not calling her "a pussy". It refers to what she has not what she is.:ermm:

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No-one said you were trying to demean Sara.

The problem was your comment is demeaning to women in general. I sometimes make comments like that in a kinda pseudo-misogynist way as a joke.

The difference is that you aren't really that funny and have a history of being a complete arse - therefore people will tend to think that you are of the view that women are 'in-house twat'.

Which is offensive.

I didn't find the comment offensive but then again, I'm not a biatch whose in-house pussy is on tap for my man.

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Anything can be offensive mank. :dabs: I'm not surprised you didn't find it offensive. I'm surprised that anyone did actually.

Tbh, I sure some people are bandwagoning 'cause Busy said it.
That's CaptainObvious. Since you make jokes like that, it's different. I get it now.

The Fook?

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Originally Posted by busyman

Tbh, I sure some people are bandwagoning 'cause Busy said it.

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... and I'm pretty sure you're playing up to their, and my, caracature of you :D

Ok boys....enough already! :rolleyes:

I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl :w00t: 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example. ;)

I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me ;)

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

No you ignoramus, its the objectifying women as sex objects, as in-house twat, that I find offensive. Then again I just find most things you say offensive so I wouldn't worry.

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Oh gawwd.:lol: :lol:

Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.

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:w00t: You really are a charmer.

If something offends me, I'll let the offender know about it. It just always seems to be you.

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Originally Posted by Sara

Ok boys....enough already! :rolleyes:

I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl :w00t: 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example. ;)

I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me ;)

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I will bump this thread in 2-months time to see if your in-house twat and his in-house dick are tired of all that in-housin'.;)

There will be those nights where one of you will be sex-sleep walkin'. It'll be 3am and your ass will slightly nudge against him and he'll (with his eyes still closed) roll over and push it in. You will move with him but your eyes will stay closed. After cumming...roll over and fall back asleep.

You'll probably do the same by getting on top like as if you were on auto-pilot....eyes still closed.

It is good that you have matching sex-drives though. Not good if you have DVD+R twat and he has a DVD-R dong.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Oh gawwd.:lol: :lol:

Was I trying to demean Sara? Go take your meds, you cunt. You've been off them to long.

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:w00t: You really are a charmer.

If something offends me, I'll let the offender know about it. It just always seems to be you.

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Mmk. Nice goin'.

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Originally Posted by Sara

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times

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He faked it :o

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Sara

Ok boys....enough already! :rolleyes:

I actually found Busyman's comment to be funny so no probs there from me....

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times, and yes he is a bit of a duracel bunny and he is my age, so not a youngster....just what pron refers to as a heavy cummer and repeater! I am just a very lucky girl :w00t: 5 or 6 times is usual for us during an all afternoon session for example. ;)

I admit that I have never before known a man with such a high sex drive....suits me ;)

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I will bump this thread in 2-months time to see if your in-house twat and his in-house dick are tired of all that in-housin'.;)

There will be those nights where one of you will be sex-sleep walkin'. It'll be 3am and your ass will slightly nudge against him and he'll (with his eyes still closed) roll over and push it in. You will move with him but your eyes will stay closed. After cumming...roll over and fall back asleep.

You'll probably do the same by getting on top like as if you were on auto-pilot....eyes still closed.

It is good that you have matching sex-drives though. Not good if you have DVD+R twat and he has a DVD-R dong.

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:lol: :lol: Now that is feckin funny:lol: :lol: :lol: :01: :w00t:

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Originally Posted by Sara

And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times

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He faked it :o

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:lol: what with? A syringe and some double cream?:lol: :lol:

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And yes...it was HIM that came 10 times

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He faked it :o

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Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

I heard a turkey baster is a viable option.

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He faked it :o

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Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

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:lol:
I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.:sick:

Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm? :O

I am bone dry after about three. :mellow:

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Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

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:lol:
I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.:sick:

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Hot chocolate??:naughty: :w00t: :01:

Double rod ... I thank you :bows:

http://www.clipartheaven.com/clipart...hing_rod_3.gif

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:lol:
I once went to an Ann Summers party where they had a vibrator you could fill with liquid of your choice, and a valve to "release" it at the opportune moment.:sick:

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Hot chocolate??:naughty: :w00t: :01:

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LOL!
I want a man who ejaculates irish-coffee!
:w00t:

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Men who ejaculate once or more on a daily basis may eventually 'lose their minds', since 20 percent of male semen is composed of cerebrospinal fluid. Frequent ejaculation thus causes a chronic drain of the vital fluids that the brain and spine require to function properly.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

A bonkers website, but funny anyway...

http://www.hps-online.com/tsy4.htm

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Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm? :O

I am bone dry after about three. :mellow:

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I'm not:01:

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Seriously, a shot of cream with every orgasm? :O

I am bone dry after about three. :mellow:

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I'm not:01:

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No, your chest is still slightly damp.:blink:

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I'm not:01:

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No, your chest is still slightly damp.:blink:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


:pwned:

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He faked it :o

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Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

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I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.

A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.

Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.

It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.:(

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Originally Posted by Sara

Really? How would he do that then? Do you think he maybe had hidden a handy squirty bottle filled with some substitute fluid?

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I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.

A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.

Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.

It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.:(

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Please! Enough already with the detail! Its really nauseating. I am honestly and genuinely disturbed! Not just because its you either. That level of detail from anyone would make me feel sick. :sick: :sick:

Anyway. You're a very clever boy. Well done for your penis control.
:unsure:

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I have faked it before. All I have to do is stop, tense up, and make my dick jump inside her...but stay in.

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.

A thing to try is to get almost there then stop. Do this about 5 more times then have balls out bangin' sex.

Irregardless to you sex sessions, I've have those ball draining sessions but don't have them often anymore. My dick gets numb and after awhile it'll just be my lady's tool to bounce up and down on 'cause I won't feel a damn thing.
I'll cum thrice maybe 4 times and then it's simply hardware.

It'll be hard and my lady will wear it out.:(

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Please! Enough already with the detail! Its really nauseating. I am honestly and genuinely disturbed! Not just because its you either. That level of detail from anyone would make me feel sick. :sick: :sick:

Anyway. You're a very clever boy. Well done for your penis control.
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It was sick wasn't it. :naughty:

Good pick ups for teh nauseation....
jumping around inside her
dick
bounce up and down
jerking motion
ball draining
got wetter
cum

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Originally Posted by Busyman

I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.

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An admission of a premature ejaculation problem if ever I heard one.

Nevermind, Busy. Personality is more important than sexual performance :console:

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I also can do a reverse fake since I am able to cum and stay movin'.
Because I'm movin already she never feels the jerking motion of my dick and thinks that she got wetter....yet I came. She'll think I didn't cum until I tell her.

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An admission of a premature ejaculation problem if ever I heard one.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
It doesn't matter if I come in ten seconds as long it stays hard drive and not Windows XP.

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Nevermind, Busy. Personality is more important than sexual performance :console:

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Both are just as important as each other.

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What did you think he was going to say; 'Sara - you're shite in the sack' :lol:


Women :rolleyes:

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Well, obviously not if he wanted it again! :lol:

Still I can't be too bad at it....our record is 10 times in a day :naughty: I am clearly doing something right.:lol:

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Ahhh...lust. Enjoy it while it last. :naughty:

Peace bd

yeah...well, it aint all the time you understand....:lol: :lol:

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yeah...well, it aint all the time you understand....:lol: :lol:

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Thank God. You'd have killed him by now. :pinch: