They all made right-hand turns. ;)
Although this is do-able, it's bad in practice. Don't do it, kids! :D
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They all made right-hand turns. ;)
Although this is do-able, it's bad in practice. Don't do it, kids! :D
:ninja:
ok it wasnt a riddle, just a paradox. and yes, dogs can speak. cant yours?Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 01:50
:D I know Z, it's a beautiful thing ain't it? As for your riddle, I'm thinking there's probably more to it than either 1): therefore all dogs AREN'T liars, or 2): Holy crap ! Dogs can speak !! :huh:
So, I'll work on that one. Meanwhile, Magic..., I am forced to bring out the special long range scuds. You guys are obviously way beyond the uninspired dregs that I've been handing out like candy. :P So here goes:
There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister.
Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why ?
your jealous because of 2 things:
1. my dog can talk
2. i can hear dogs talk
or is it only 1?
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper ! :huh: And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I'll go deep baby ! :D
Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves :P but what Magic doesn't know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS !! HAHAHAHA !! :D
Stay tuned.... ;)
only some dogs lie.Quote:
Originally posted by Z@20 April 2003 - 21:21
now here's something to contemplate:
one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."
what just happened?
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it,
Five in the middle is seen;
First of all numbers, the first of all letters,
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring,
Before you the name of an eminent king.
Good one, kAb, not bad for a greenhorn ... :D The answer of course is David. Keep trying kiddo. ;)
i dont get it. :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:41
Good one, kAb, not bad for a greenhorn ... :D The answer of course is David. Keep trying kiddo. ;)
maybe im not that smart after all...? :lol:
what the fuck are you talking about?... :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:09
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper ! :huh: And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I'll go deep baby ! :D
Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves :P but what Magic doesn't know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS !! HAHAHAHA !! :D
Stay tuned.... ;)
only some dogs lie. [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by kAb+21 April 2003 - 23:12--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 21 April 2003 - 23:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Z@20 April 2003 - 21:21
now here's something to contemplate:
one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."
what just happened?
HOLY FUCK! YOURE RIGHT! OMG! HOW COULD I NOT SEE THAT??? YOURE A GENIUS!!!
ok please dont say you got that in 2 seconds, which you probably did. :ph34r: damn! :lol:
i stopped trying on this one after about 2 minutes cuz i thought it was a paradox. and i heard this one about a years ago or so.
or maybe i havent thought it through completely this time?
what the fuck are you talking about?... :ph34r:[/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Z+21 April 2003 - 21:44--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z @ 21 April 2003 - 21:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:09
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper ! :huh: And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I'll go deep baby ! :D
Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves :P but what Magic doesn't know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS !! HAHAHAHA !! :D
Stay tuned.... ;)
:unsure: Which part vexes you, Z ? :P
i dont get it. :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by Z+22 April 2003 - 06:43--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z @ 22 April 2003 - 06:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Riddler@21 April 2003 - 23:41
Good one, kAb, not bad for a greenhorn ... :D The answer of course is David. Keep trying kiddo. ;)
maybe im not that smart after all...? :lol:[/b][/quote]
Numbers written in Latin:
Five hundred begins it, five hundred ends it, 500 = D
Five in the middle is seen; 5 = V
First of all numbers, the first of all letters, I & A
Take up their stations between.
Join all together, and then you will bring,
Before you the name of an eminent king. David
nice bender. good one.
i wouldnt have got that in a thousand years. and i didnt know 500 was D. :lol:
:unsure: Which part vexes you, Z ? :P [/b][/quote]Quote:
Originally posted by Riddler+22 April 2003 - 00:02--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Riddler @ 22 April 2003 - 00:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by -Z@21 April 2003 - 21:44
<!--QuoteBegin--Riddler
Quote:
@21 April 2003 - 23:09
A mystery wrapped in an enigma .....in paradox wrapping paper ! :huh: And you speak the truth, Z but my jealousy has far deeper roots: I wish I could BE the dog....you want deep, I'll go deep baby ! :D
Meanwhile, I think MagicNator has dropped the gloves :P but what Magic doesn't know is; " masked man.....I am not actually left-handed...." Thrust...parry....block...SWITCH HANDS !! HAHAHAHA !! :D
Stay tuned.... ;)
what the fuck are you talking about?... :ph34r:
are you calling yourself a liar? or just some of the time?
and what about magics gloves? :D
What about my gloves? ;)
:ninja:
you dropped them. and then i found them. they fit nicely, like a glove.
I did? Didn't think I did. That fireball'd hurt if I didn't have reddish-brown gloves on. ;)
:ninja:
looks like you got burned then. we all know your skin is reddish-brown.
No. I don't have skin. Just yellow glowing eyes. ;)
:ninja:
oh, i see.
so whose gloves am i wearing then? :ph34r:
Riddler's, probably. I think he said something about gloves. ;)
:ninja:
maybe.
i guess ill stop the spam now.
Two mexicans standing on a street corner. One is tall the other short. The short one is the tall ones son, however the tall one is not the small ones father. Discuss.
HOLY FUCK! YOURE RIGHT! OMG! HOW COULD I NOT SEE THAT??? YOURE A GENIUS!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Z+21 April 2003 - 20:46--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Z @ 21 April 2003 - 20:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Quote:
Originally posted by -kAb@21 April 2003 - 23:12
<!--QuoteBegin--Z
Quote:
@20 April 2003 - 21:21
now here's something to contemplate:
one dog says to another, "All dogs are liars."
what just happened?
only some dogs lie.
ok please dont say you got that in 2 seconds, which you probably did. :ph34r: damn! :lol:
i stopped trying on this one after about 2 minutes cuz i thought it was a paradox. and i heard this one about a years ago or so.
or maybe i havent thought it through completely this time? [/b][/quote]
its really weird. everytime i try to think hard about it, my mind wanders off like i have ADD or something... :lol:
but i think thats right? :rolleyes:
is it wordplay? like when an older person says to a younger: "come over here and listen up son"..?Quote:
Originally posted by JmiF@22 April 2003 - 09:54
Two mexicans standing on a street corner. One is tall the other short. The short one is the tall ones son, however the tall one is not the small ones father. Discuss.
No
he is not the small ones father. he is the short ones father. :lol:
(i dunno...) :P
A computer?
Not quite the one tw, but if you can dig this one up, the other one must be there somewhere too. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by tite-wad@16 June 2003 - 10:49
:wacko: BUMP :wacko:
Hey Riddler, is this the old thread you were looking for?
:D RESURRECTED AT LAST !! HOOYAH ! Nice detective work tw. B)
Tall one is mum....this one shows the male chauvinists in alot of peopleeven the women!!!??? :blink:Quote:
Originally posted by JPaul@22 April 2003 - 17:54
Two mexicans standing on a street corner. One is tall the other short. The short one is the tall ones son, however the tall one is not the small ones father. Discuss.
That's just wrong..........