Good Ole American Legal System...

indeed
bank clerks feel threatened by guns

and ski masks

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Originally Posted by 15%

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bank clerks feel threatened by guns

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Exactly.

Think about it Busy. A wee, fat, bald black lad, waving about a gun, in a bank, in Wales, is just asking for trouble.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by 15%

indeed
bank clerks feel threatened by guns

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Exactly.

Think about it Busy. A wee, fat, bald black lad, waving about a gun, in a bank, in Wales, is just asking for trouble.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by 15%

indeed
bank clerks feel threatened by guns

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Exactly.

Think about it Busy. A wee, fat, bald black lad, waving about a gun, in a bank, in Wales, is just asking for trouble.

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You're black?

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Exactly.

Think about it Busy. A wee, fat, bald black lad, waving about a gun, in a bank, in Wales, is just asking for trouble.

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You're black?

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No, are you.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Busyman

You're black?

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No, are you.

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Are you wee?:blink:

Are you fat?

Are you bald?

Busyman stop threatening the locals

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

No, are you.

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Are you wee?:blink:

Are you fat?

Are you bald?

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No

Yes

Sort off

Oh noes!11! Not humility.

Busyman can't cope with that concept. Be prepared for a post full of :lol: smilies directed at his own prose.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Are you wee?:blink:

Are you fat?

Are you bald?

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No

Yes

Sort off

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Well fuckdamnit I was expecting you to not answer. Well what the fuck am going to do now?:angry:

You are fat? I won't even make a joke 'cause that's rather respectable to admit such a thing.:O

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Originally Posted by Busyman

You are fat? I won't even make a joke 'cause that's rather respectable to admit such a thing.:O

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Oh yes.
JP the Hutt deserves all the respect you can give him.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Are you wee?:blink:

Are you fat?

Are you bald?

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No

Yes

Sort off

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Probably Scottish fat (175-180 lb), not American fat ( 300+).

I never pictured JP as fat, so my defense mechanisms have kicked in.

Lay off the haggis, laddy.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

No

Yes

Sort off

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Probably Scottish fat (175-180 lb), not American fat ( 300+).

I never pictured JP as fat, so my defense mechanisms have kicked in.

Lay off the haggis, laddy.

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Well he's 6' 2" or something like that.

I'm 5'9" and 185 and not near fat. He would be skinny if he weighed less than me.:blink:

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

You are fat? I won't even make a joke 'cause that's rather respectable to admit such a thing.:O

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Oh yes.
JP the Hutt deserves all the respect you can give him.

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I won't talk about him. :snooty:

Will you hire an attorney to represent you, Busy?

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Originally Posted by Everose

Will you hire an attorney to represent you, Busy?

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Pre-Paid Legal

I'm at the Director level. Not a problem.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by Everose

Will you hire an attorney to represent you, Busy?

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Pre-Paid Legal

I'm at the Director level. Not a problem.

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So "Yes".

So why are you getting sued. Sounds like he pulled your name from a hat.

Or is ther something else?

Good then. You will sit quietly and let your attorney speak for you.:P

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Originally Posted by Everose

Good then. You will sit quietly and let your attorney speak for you.:P

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Good idea.

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

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Originally Posted by Everose

Good then. You will sit quietly and let your attorney speak for you.:P

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Good idea.

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Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :O

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Good idea.

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Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :O

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If they did, he'd have to kill them. :ph34r:

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Good idea.

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Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :O

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I'd bet my favourite pair of daps that the 'real Busyman' is nothing like the mentalist persona you see on these forums.

If he came to your house to fix your telephone, he'd be as quiet as a church mouse and actually quite nervous about being in a strange place until you offered him a nice cup of tea.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :O

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I'd bet my favourite pair of daps that the 'real Busyman' is nothing like the mentalist persona you see on these forums.

If he came to your house to fix your telephone, he'd be as quiet as a church mouse and actually quite nervous about being in a strange place until you offered him a nice cup of tea.

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Agreed.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

So why are you getting sued. Sounds like he pulled your name from a hat.

Or is ther something else?

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Ongoing problem. I know him.

Probably if I had taken care of problem in the early stages, I wouldn't be having to deal with at all.

It's actually a minor annoyance and not a overall life worry.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by hobbes

So why are you getting sued. Sounds like he pulled your name from a hat.

Or is ther something else?

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Ongoing problem. I know him.

Probably if I had taken care of problem in the early stages, I wouldn't be having to deal with at all.

It's actually a minor annoyance and not a overall life worry.

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Oh, I think I remember, this is the guy who was harassing your mother. You talked about an encounter with him some time back.

What a prick this guy.

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Originally Posted by Everose

Good then. You will sit quietly and let your attorney speak for you.:P

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In court, of course.

Some lawyers can be idiots though. You get a green one and it's all downhill.

I remember a district attorney fucking blowing a case that was soooooo fucking simple. All she had to do was point out certain things for the jury....ask me the right fucking questions....make a good closing argument.

She acted like she was nervous.:angry: I won't go further into that.

I swear the next time I have to go up on the stand (or questioning a another) I'm "coaching the lawyer" beforehand.:angry:

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Ongoing problem. I know him.

Probably if I had taken care of problem in the early stages, I wouldn't be having to deal with at all.

It's actually a minor annoyance and not a overall life worry.

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Oh, I think I remember, this is the guy who was harassing your mother. You talked about an encounter with him some time back.

What a prick this guy.

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There ya go. ;)

Anyone in contact with my mother that's against gets put in his dragnet....judges, mother's then boyfriend, lawyers, police officers.........

Is this the same hobo guy that you took pictures of in the train station and then punched in the jaw?

I remember you saying that he was suing you as well.

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Originally Posted by manker

Is this the same hobo guy that you took pictures of in the train station and then punched in the jaw?

I remember you saying that he was suing you as well.

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Must be that photographic memory o' yours.:blink:

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Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234

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Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley

Good idea.

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Right. It wouldn't be good a thing for them to get to know the real Busyman. :O

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It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

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Originally Posted by Busyman

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Originally Posted by manker

Is this the same hobo guy that you took pictures of in the train station and then punched in the jaw?

I remember you saying that he was suing you as well.

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Must be that photographic memory o' yours.:blink:

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So it's the same guy, then - you're getting sued by a vagrant.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Busyman

Must be that photographic memory o' yours.:blink:

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So it's the same guy, then - you're getting sued by a vagrant.

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Oh yeah man and he's already won 10 grand from me.:(

So you're basically talking shite, then. Thanks for clearing that up.

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Originally Posted by manker

So you're basically talking shite, then. Thanks for clearing that up.

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Thanks for being stupid. I already knew that you were.

Just how many people are suing you? :dabs:

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Originally Posted by Busyman

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

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Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by Busyman

It's gotten me outta more jams then you'd ever know...being me.

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Don't you think being you also got you into those jams. :unsure:

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