I saw a prog on the telly where they basically turn it inside out and put it inside thereby making a vagina. Pretty gruesome but the guy/girl in the programme said that it works a treat.
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I saw a prog on the telly where they basically turn it inside out and put it inside thereby making a vagina. Pretty gruesome but the guy/girl in the programme said that it works a treat.
OMG! ~ Plasti-CoatQuote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
That's well scary, I like my willy, no way Dude!Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
Confessions, My willy keeps me warm in winter
Confession:
I am a dildo!!
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...ages/dildo.gif
Nice banana ~ But the next time I put one in my mouth i will have pictures in my mind of a vibrating dildo.
Confession, I do have a vibrating pussy!
I was going to get a vibrating pussy fitted, but the guy doing it wanted an arm and a leg for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
There's a half joke for you.
I thought you said you had a willy.:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
Apparently he can turn it inside out and it can double as a vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
Best of both Worlds as it were.
I would not swap my willy for nothing.
As for the vibrating pussy, because of this cold weather just of late, I have to leave my pussy to warm up on the radiator.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...108AZt2zli5atjQuote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
Not even for a reversible sedgewick, I mean reversible penis/vagina.Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
BLOODY HELL!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by sArA
:D
I once inserted a straw in a frogs anus and blew it up like a ballon.
nearly as bad as what i did ~ OMG! ~ well funnyQuote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
Even funnier whenyou throw it in the pond and it go's pffffffffft across the pond.
Wouldn't do it now,I was young and evil
what exactly did you do?:ph34r::blink::ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
he made a turkey gobble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
@ Bo :( poor kermit ~ sorry to all frog lovers!Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
I am not a Turkey wanker! ~ have you seen that little hut were they do itQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
neither am I, bawbag:angry:Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
i'd rather be crushed by a rock than inflated by someone shovin a straw up me erse!:dabs:
still havin' the flashbacks then:blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:wittyreply:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Confessions,
I'm drinking the crimbo wine again :(
But damn good! ~ it just means another trip to morrisons ~ but WTF!
So it was you all along.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
And I was thinking it was because of the beer and the overeating. :dry:
http://members.optushome.com.au/davidavid/crinia.jpg
it must have picked up a good speed across the water!
I congratulate you on your sense of humor. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Hey, at least you can remember what you listen to...
:glag:Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
Who, me? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by krispy82
I used to listen to Retards Attempting Poetry 24 7 :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:
(A.K.A. RAP)
I Can't rember what happen back then with out ROCK :cry: :D
Sorry was meant for the guy who listens to coldplay when drunk...:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
I have about 15 gigs of mp3s...and I'm bored of the lot of them.
For Christmas, everyone's getting cookies and the like. It's not because it's cheaper (as it's probably not all that much), it's because I can't be arsed to go out and buy presents.
:shuriken:
Don't you know how to quote when replying :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by krispy82
the obvious thing for me to say here would be "I don't" so to be a bit more original...Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by Proper Bo
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by rossco
Check the IPs, admin boi. The real Bustyman's will match up with someone's.
Altho' to be fair, if I was Bustyman, I'd probably use a proxy because the mods are cunts for giving away the identities of alternative IDs when we're just having a larf :smilie4:
yeah, like that's funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Mod1: Who is 'bustyman'?
Mod2: Check the IP number just below his name.
Mod1: Oh, it's ziggyjuarez.
Mod2: Well, wait until everyone gets curious and then make a post saying exactly who it is.
Mod1: Yeah, then everyone will think that I'm the cleverest thing since a very clever thing.
Mod2: Indeed :happy:
Mod1: :happy:
My EX has a vast collection of music, to which he was always bragging about on the net, I think he was to trying to gain some sort of popularity as he classed himself as a hyper sharer ~ Not so long ago I went to do a radio show "Thats what I do" and i accessed his so called collection to which 90% of the volume levels were down by 25DB ~ it was the biggest load of crap i have ever came across ~ what a total waste of time ~ I believe a lot of this crap came from Soulseek or another collector of crap on there, they should stick to ripping paper not music, Twat'sQuote:
Originally Posted by MagicNakor
Confessions,
If ya going to do it, then do it right, I hate waste, and wasters!