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I once went to Belgium with my bro, we both got arested, later to be released without charge, I had my UK Gov Id on me & it was spat on whilst being interrogated.
Belgium is a beautiful place with it's architecture,
but I don't think they like tourists ~ BAH
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Originally Posted by Blythorama
In my esteemed opinion, it kinda makes up for the aforementioned Englishness :happy:
I used to live in Germany.
We get a lot of American tourists here in Plymouth for some reason. None of the ones I have met have been whining and stupid.
Although, in true English fashion, I demanded payment in chips and cheap cider. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
The further North you go the sluttier they are...:(Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Belgium love the place when I was there last got drunk with a bar full of gay tax inspectors oh the joy!
Hoi! You said that your body was mine for a night* if I got you a deep fried Mars Bar :@Quote:
Originally Posted by Blythorama
*Cue witticism from Dave :dabs:
After experiencing the Janner girls first, ahem, hand - I can only assume that in Newcastle and above, they are absolutely fucking filthy :01:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
My body is yours already, apparently. :ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I only put out for confectionary worth less than 20p
I've recently had a revelation.
You see, when in England I don't recall ever seeing any females at all.
Since Camilla and Charles recent visit I now realize that our definitions of "woman" are just radically different.
No wonder English men were so anxious to go on Crusades and the like.
Oh I thought that was for the duty-free. :blink:
clocker, maybe I have an interesting offer..a sort souvenir...erm... would you be interested in acquiring the Eiffel Tower for in your back garden? It's going for asnip...only 50 million $
I tend to a avoid the local women mostly because I have a girlfriend now and partly because of the fear of catching "janner".:ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
Does that include shipping?Quote:
Originally Posted by nigel123
So England renders your mind totally devoid of any visual recollection of the female form. Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
Mayhap that's why there are so many benders living there.
yes it does...we ship you to Paris :)Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
It might convince even me to cross that channel. :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
What's French for slut?Quote:
Originally Posted by Guillaume
slut
Guillaume, obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
:01:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:naughty::naughty::naughty:
:revelation:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I've just realised what you said - You've had a Janner thumb up your arse, haven't you? :happy:
No, no. I never have - and never will - have any English in me.
The thumbarse incident occured when I was seventeen, in Pontypool :happy:
You've changed your tune:ph34r:Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
:pinch:
I went to London a few years back, and I loved it. Big Ben, London eye, westminister and everything except teh horrible weather. And I got owned in soccer by my 9 year-old cousin :pinch:
yesh, twice over. :01: :erm:
//rambles; in tenerife, my blue eyed n blonde haired bro fell over onto those little square paving thingies. he was left with a swastika burnt into his forehead for a wee while. i said we shouldha killed him there n then. :snooty:
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Originally Posted by clocker
Now that was funny.
EUROPA, Si
Kan ik sommige canabis hier kopen? :smoke:
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Originally Posted by jazzthefunk
Agreed, many who start in Amsterdam when they wanna do Europe,
end up staying there for the whole vacation........:D
But what is there, after Amsterdam????:lol:
Leiden :smoke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Yogs
Maastricht is cool too.......:cool:
And Groningen....:w00t:
And Tystjerkeradeel.......:naughty:
De Bijlmer...
Almere....
:unsure:
Paris - not as romantic as you think - driving is great
Amsterdam - has it all
London - morgages, road constructions and underground (+ some irish)
Madrid - only lacks the sea
Brussels - Looks like Paris but seems to miss something
Swansea - good surf
Kitzbuhel - better in the summer
Venice - only when theres the Art Bienalle
Berlin - everything but requires a certain taste
Firenze - cute but speedy
Stockholm - better than Oslo (doesnt say much)
Antwerpen beats Brussels.
Barcelona is better than Madrid.(also in football...)
Lago Maggiore is really romantic....in a kind if 50's style.....:huh:
Kopenhagen is cute...
Brighton.......:ph34r:
Porto is more Beautiful than Lissabon.....
Istanbul is a lot......:wacko:
Prague is beautiful but boring.
Petersburg is more fun than Moscow.
Bucharest has the most gorgeous girls in the world..... :wub:
Best canary island is La Palma.
Berlin is tha Bomb!!!:w00t:
Edinburgh has the Fringe festival!!:D
Laren has the best cafe in the world!!!
which cafe is that? the bontepaard?
Indeed, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Just added the link....
how often you go there?
i wont be back for xmas but it would be a funny place to meet - i thought you lived miles from there?
I lived in Laren for four years, when i worked at Hoog-Laren en de Stichtse Hof.Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Het paard was my second home.
It lost some of it's charm when the previous owners left, though....
Nowadays i come there when i am in the neighborhood; a lot of my friends
and customers live in 't Gooi....
And btw., i only live about 25 km. from laren......
hmmm.... my parents live there :snooty:
i feel a future visit is vital
but not until sometime next year
i have only been in the place twice - would add new dimension to "family visits".