Concert

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I started this thread saying I had tickets to see Pavarotti, how is that a "pot shot"

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Everyone here takes the piss when $'s and £'s are mentioned but I don't recall anyone ever taking offence to it.

Anyhow, I bet you paid for the tickets with that fake looking Scottish money. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by JPaul

I started this thread saying I had tickets to see Pavarotti, how is that a "pot shot"

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Everyone here takes the piss when $'s and £'s are mentioned but I don't recall anyone ever taking offence to it.

Anyhow, I bet you paid for the tickets with that fake looking Scottish money. :snooty:

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Yeah, like I paid £180 (appox $679) for concert tickets.

I'm a kept man, you knew that already.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Everyone here takes the piss when $'s and £'s are mentioned but I don't recall anyone ever taking offence to it.

Anyhow, I bet you paid for the tickets with that fake looking Scottish money. :snooty:

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Yeah, like I paid £180 (appox $679) for concert tickets.

I'm a kept man, you knew that already.

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You should go the cheap route and go to the Brian Blessed tribute act instead.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Yeah, like I paid £180 (appox $679) for concert tickets.

I'm a kept man, you knew that already.

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You should go the cheap route and go to the Brian Blessed tribute act instead.

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Who plays Brian Blessed.

you forgot to ad costs for;
-Tux cleaning/rental
-shoe polish
-shampoo/shave etc
-roses for lady friend
-taxi/limo
-dinner in Chez Serge
-wine before
-wine during
-pints afterwards (+ crisps)
-fine for damage of pub
-one phonecall + jail bail

fro;ljn

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Originally Posted by 100%

you forgot to ad costs for;
-Tux cleaning/rental
-shoe polish
-shampoo/shave etc
-roses for lady friend
-taxi/limo
-dinner in Chez Serge
-wine before
-wine during
-pints afterwards (+ crisps)
-fine for damage of pub
-one phonecall + jail bail

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Pikey.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Jp, I assumed you were referring to Troy Pounds

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No it's definitely Pavarotti, it says so on the ticket.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

out of respect for Pavaratti's golden notes.

If he takes requests, do you think he could sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall" for me? I've always wanted him to do that classic.

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When you can't even spell his name. He may have considered it, but not now.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

And like the green Christmas hats, it is not something you can keep, cheap barsteward.

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Yeah, what did you think of that, after all the effort I've put in and not even Green Hats for a couple of days.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Jp, I assumed you were referring to Troy Pounds

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No it's definitely Pavarotti, it says so on the ticket.

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Right, my bad, Troy Pounds is the name of that Gaylord shagging Sir Elton's Johnston

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by JPaul

No it's definitely Pavarotti, it says so on the ticket.

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Right, my bad, Troy Pounds is the name of that Gaylord shagging Sir Elton's Johnston

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There must be a pr0n actor called Troy Pounds, Shirley.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Right, my bad, Troy Pounds is the name of that Gaylord shagging Sir Elton's Johnston

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There must be a pr0n actor called Troy Pounds, Shirley.

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From Happy Birthday by Troy Hoshor:

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When Stephanie says "I wish," Troy should appear outside of her glass window.

Troy: (earnestly) Did somebody say, "I wish?"

Stephanie: I wish.. I wish that..

Troy: (starts knocking on the glass) Did somebody say, "I wish?"

Stephanie: (oblivious) I wish that..

Troy pounds on the window making a large degree of noise.

Troy: Did somebody say–

Stephanie: (shocked) TROY!!

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Stephanie, not shirley you twit.

Who are you calling a twit, twat.

a protestant girl was last night shot in her fanny in belfast, 1 hour later a catholic girl was shot in her breast. police believe this is a tit for twat shooting.

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Originally Posted by Spider_dude

a protestant girl was last night shot in her fanny in belfast, 1 hour later a catholic girl was shot in her breast. police believe this is a tit for twat shooting.

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V Poor.


V V Poor.

who do women love to suck circumcised cawks?

cos they cant resist anything with 10% off

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Who are you calling a twit, twat.

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