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You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.
A fake orgasm - "Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave".
Are you watching the italian job by any chance :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
Notice the capitalization.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles
Good joke, but I don't remember the rest of it.
I think the joke should be that Michael Caine organised a couple of hookers to fellate Jim Morrison and the other blokes in the band that no-one knows the name of - but by the end of the joke, the hookers have got everyone in Michael Caine's family involved in the orgy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
A kind of Aristocrats a la South Park scenario :ermm:
When Caine enters the room, he berates the hookers by saying: You were only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off.
Well, duno if that's the joke you heard, I made that up ... but whadya think?
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Originally Posted by manker
Too subtle, the punchline isn't snappy enough. It takes a wee bit of thinking about and loses impact.
Have you seen the film "The Aristocrats" btw, it's feckin' outrageous.
I haven't, however, I will download it tout de suite on your recommendation. I believe that I've seen it on (the recently gypsy-free) Pisexy.
I'll do that instead of writing more gags :dabs:
I watched that on Christmas Eve, good family entertainment.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Gilbert Gottfried's version > *
/cancels download :dry:
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Originally Posted by manker
Michael Caine needs to have a flashback halfway through the joke that involves an obscure 80's sitcom, an ED-209 has to be in there somewhere and you need to make fun of a minority group. Then it would be "fucking genius".
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Originally Posted by manker
It is one of the most outrageous things I have ever seen and funny as feck.
It's based on a joke and various comedians discuss how it can be told. Getting more and more OTT as the film goes on.
If you like that sort of thing it's wet yourself funny.
I really would download it and have a wee look. I think you would enjoy it.
http://www.thearistocrats.com/
Infrequently,is that one word or two
Indeed, is that necrophilia.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gripper
green fluff
ok I'll just text manker
One word.
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I didn't get the above Chebus irony at all, btw :P
No, really - I didn't.
Thought the tongue might have made it look like I did :ermm:
Does that mean we are now more popular than cheese is.
I was abused as a zygote.
That's when the imp popped its head out
You should do it like thisQuote:
Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
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That's impossible.Quote:
Originally Posted by clocker
If you were, you wouldn't be here to tell of it. :rolleyes:
Perhaps it was verbal abuse, or mental.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Self-abuse?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
In a zygote?
Novel idea; a scientific first, perhaps...
Ziggy?
Or mayhap one gamete abusing t'other.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
You mean like when one of the haploid sets is a carrier of the dreaded ginger gene :fear:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
You've taken that too far.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker