Wooo Hoo!

Weep with envy, pikey scum:


Just looks like a normal lighter.

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/1...10623395gq.jpg

But wait!

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/5...10623400qe.jpg

Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.

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:lol: irl

Or startle an escaping amoeba.

Feck off.

You could blind a bus driver with the light emitting from that quality piece of kit :snooty:

:snooty: :huh:

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Originally Posted by manker

Feck off.

You could blind a bus driver with the light emitting from that quality piece of kit :snooty:

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Only if you poked him in the eye with it.

Not the jap eye, obviousement.

FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.

Git :schnauz:

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Originally Posted by manker

FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.

Git :schnauz:

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Sorry, my bad.

I apologize unrezervedly for any offence I have caused by reading the words you posted and replying to them.

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Originally Posted by manker

FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.

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should tink so too, sexist hoor. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by Lilmiss

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Originally Posted by manker

FFS, I edited my post - which previously said 'You could blind a bus driver with that' - just so you couldn't post 'Only if you poked him in the eye with it'.

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should tink so too, sexist hoor. :snooty:

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Just remembered that you've been known to drive the odd bus or three :blushing: :lol:

6 actually. :snooty:

Ever driven a lorry :happy:

sure have, and reversed a fair few cars onto a double decked transporter.
also crashed 3 chasi cabs in one go. :smug:


hrmph. :snooty: :erm:

:pinch:

Ever driven a lorry up a mountain with twenty mountain bikers and their bikes in the back.

no, but i do hire n drive a 8 seater to the local skater n bike park.
means i get into the dragcar races n stuff that go on at the speedway.

but they are dull as shoite, and always serve too much fish stuff disguised as vegetables. :meh:



pft. hic-cups.
bedtime indeed. :blushing:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.

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You were so close. You tip-toed up to the line and stepped back. The joke is just screaming to be said.:angry:

What else on Manker is thimble sized, reportedly.

In mean it's dark in the pub and you need where that sucker is hiding when it's time for a pee.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

In mean it's dark in the pub and you need where that sucker is hiding when it's time for a pee.

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More gibberish, are you manker at all.

maybe. wHOops. :blushing:

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Totally useful if you ever need to light up the inside of a thimble.

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You were so close. You tip-toed up to the line and stepped back. The joke is just screaming to be said.:angry:

What else on Manker is thimble sized, reportedly.

In mean it's dark in the pub and you need where that sucker is hiding when it's time for a pee.

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Particularly galling when it appears that I posted the Urban Dictionary entry for Thimble Dick...:dabs:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=1153683

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Originally Posted by manker

Weep with envy, pikey scum:


Just looks like a normal lighter.

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/1...10623395gq.jpg

But wait!

http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/5...10623400qe.jpg

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Well, I think that is well cool, but tis a shame that the blue light is dimmer than the naked flame. :dabs:

Still, in terms of a multi-function piece of kit, tis a good try.

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Originally Posted by Barbie

but tis a shame that the blue light is dimmer than the naked flame.

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:dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

Didn't think of that but it does light up more than the inside of a thimble and naked flames suck because they're hot and stuff.

I'm about to upload a phoatie to show exactly how powerful that beam is -- Chebus, prepare for t'pwnage :smilie4:

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm about to upload a phoatie to show exactly how powerful that beam is -- Chebus, prepare for t'pwnage :smilie4:

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I shall go put my sunglasses on.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by manker

I'm about to upload a phoatie to show exactly how powerful that beam is -- Chebus, prepare for t'pwnage :smilie4:

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I shall go put my sunglasses on.

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V. Wise.

It was a bit dark when I went to get the papers before work this morning, I thought I'd use this very darkness to demonstrate the awesome power of my torch/lighter.

Before I illuminated the situation:

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/9...10602091rk.jpg

Puma daps and logo are now clearly visible - all thanks to the powerful torch facility within my lighter :happy:

http://img500.imageshack.us/img500/7...10602103ov.jpg

You can even see the accelerator pedal omgwtfbbq!!11!1

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Originally Posted by manker

You can even see the accelerator pedal omgwtfbbq!!11!1

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So, you're one of those lazy slobs who use their cars to get the papers? :dry:

edit: BTW, are those German daps?

Looks like you got ectoplasm on your trainers.

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

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Originally Posted by manker

You can even see the accelerator pedal omgwtfbbq!!11!1

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So, you're one of those lazy slobs who use their cars to get the papers? :dry:

edit: BTW, are those German daps?

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Traditionally, I only use one of them when I go get the papers.

Still aint got the German daps :dabs:

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

So, you're one of those lazy slobs who use their cars to get the papers? :dry:

edit: BTW, are those German daps?

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Traditionally, I only use one of them when I go get the papers.

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Troll. :dry:

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Looks like you got ectoplasm on your trainers.

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Or is that Predator jizz?

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/.../lewdpred3.jpg

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Originally Posted by Cheese

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Looks like you got ectoplasm on your trainers.

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Or is that Predator jizz?

http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/.../lewdpred3.jpg

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I can see how you got it confused but it's just that the light pwnage makes even the slightest bit of white material look as bright as a seven suns :dabs: