Why Do Foreigners Say NFL Football Is Gay?

jiggy!! :)

rugby>merkinball

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furthermore;

english rugby>welsh rugby

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Oh yeah :lol:

Don't reckon the flanker would get run over - his mobility and tackling skills would pwn a fat bloke. Google a pic of Lawrence Dallaglio, he's a right big, fit horrible bar-steward of a back row forward.

He is also a git but you did ask specifically for an English linebacker. The Welsh back row would, obviously, steamroll the whole NFL - with or without English rugby players in their ranks :snooty:

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Who's that new Englander player with the neck that's about 18 inches (diameter). Can bench press an average American, you know the lad.

Andrew Sheridan, but he's a prop. Also a git, obviousement.

Gethin Jenkins kept him out of the Lions team :snooty:

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Andrew Sheridan, but he's a prop. Also a git, obviousement.

Gethin Jenkins kept him out of the Lions team :snooty:

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Thanks for that.

Do you think either would be fit enough to run three or four yards, have a (minimum) 30 seconds break and then do it again. Doing that for roughly half of a game, lasting 1 hour.

I might be with Busboy on this one.

I can see your thinking :schnauz:

Since no real brains are required, just strength and speed, I'd like to see wrastlers in t'NFL. Then we'd see some tough tackling.

Also, it might add a bit of razzamatazz to American Football.

American sport as a whole just doesn't have enough razzamatazz :smilie4:

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I can see your thinking :schnauz:

Since no real brains are required, just strength and speed, I'd like to see wrastlers in t'NFL. Then we'd see some tough tackling.

Also, it might add a bit of razzamatazz to American Football.

American sport as a whole just doesn't have enough razzamatazz :smilie4:

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It actually has too much.

That's why we got our asses kicked in the Olympics by like every foreign country at basketball. That and whoever picked the team forgot to put jump shooters on the roster.

We had razzamatazz but they won.:ermm:

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I can see your thinking :schnauz:

Since no real brains are required, just strength and speed, I'd like to see wrastlers in t'NFL. Then we'd see some tough tackling.

Also, it might add a bit of razzamatazz to American Football.

American sport as a whole just doesn't have enough razzamatazz :smilie4:

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XFL rod, that's a bit from the left field, you are to be congratulated.

Don't think anyone is fucking stupid enough to fall for the razzamatazz one tho'.

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I can see your thinking :schnauz:

Since no real brains are required, just strength and speed, I'd like to see wrastlers in t'NFL. Then we'd see some tough tackling.

Also, it might add a bit of razzamatazz to American Football.

American sport as a whole just doesn't have enough razzamatazz :smilie4:

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XFL rod, that's a bit from the left field, you are to be congratulated.

Don't think anyone is fucking stupid enough to fall for the razzamatazz one tho'.

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Wasn't this a programme with mike reid :01:

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Originally Posted by manker

I can see your thinking :schnauz:

Since no real brains are required, just strength and speed, I'd like to see wrastlers in t'NFL. Then we'd see some tough tackling.

Also, it might add a bit of razzamatazz to American Football.

American sport as a whole just doesn't have enough razzamatazz :smilie4:

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XFL rod, that's a bit from the left field, you are to be congratulated.

Don't think anyone is fucking stupid enough to fall for the razzamatazz one tho'.

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I can't reply to Busy 'cause I'm laughing too much.

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XFL rod, that's a bit from the left field, you are to be congratulated.

Don't think anyone is fucking stupid enough to fall for the razzamatazz one tho'.

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Wasn't this a programme with mike reid :01:

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Eastenders :blink:

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Wasn't this a programme with mike reid :01:

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Eastenders :blink:

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Yes but also razzamatazz :unsure:

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Eastenders :blink:

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Yes but also razzamatazz :unsure:

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Mike Reid :blink:

Yes :lookaroun

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Yes :lookaroun

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The Mike Reid.:unsure:

The one who used to have the dodgy sideboards :unsure:

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The one who used to have the dodgy sideboards :unsure:

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Off the telly.:blink:

That Mike Reid

Sorry my bad the show was called runarond. Who the feck did razamatazz :blink:

http://imcelebrity.gonna.co.uk/pics/mikereid1.jpg

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http://imcelebrity.gonna.co.uk/pics/mikereid1.jpg

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Was it with this women :unsure:

http://www.dedicate.co.uk/in-circulation/lisa_sta.jpg

Yeah, Mike Reid and Lisa Stanfield.

Well actually it was a chap called Alistair Pirrie who was with her.

I thought effy meant Tizwas and was thinking of Chris Tarrant or Bob Carolgees.

Who knows, tho' :unsure:

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I thought effy meant Tizwas and was thinking of Chris Tarrant or Bob Carolgees.

Who knows, tho' :unsure:

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:sleep1:

V Poor, V Poor indeed.

No, rly.

Tizwas sounds a bit like a made up thing (cos it is), razzamatazz also sounds like a made up thing.

Plus there is the tiz/taz correlation :dabs:

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No, rly.

Tizwas sounds a bit like a made up thing (cos it is), razzamatazz also sounds like a made up thing.

Plus there is the tiz/taz correlation :dabs:

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Oh give it up, zed boy.

5 de-merits for the re-try.

It's a good job I'm doing the scoring.

Else you'd get away with allsorts, Basset boi.

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It's a good job I'm doing the scoring.

Else you'd get away with allsorts, Basset boi.

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Well you are the number guy.

Last night you said I wasn't.


However, if the cap fits :happy:

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Last night you said I wasn't.

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Rly, quand.

-1 for the hat fits pish.

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Last night you said I wasn't.

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Rly, quand.

-1 for the hat fits pish.

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You were regaling the forum with how accountants just sign stuff and don't actually do anything of substance, since that was left to minimum wage peons.

However, this has nothing to do with me cause I'm un clerque du banque.

Why do gheys say NFL Fussball is hawt? :unsure:

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Rly, quand.

-1 for the hat fits pish.

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You were regaling the forum with how accountants just sign stuff and don't actually do anything of substance, since that was left to minimum wage peons.

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Oh right, thanks awfully for that.

My pleasure is your leisure.

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My pleasure is your leisure.

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That's just mad talk.

My leisure is drinking apple and posting pish on the interweb.

Oh and being a kept man, that's good too.

Yup, mad talk.

I would post that pic of Lara hitting the ball right out of Sabina Park (at least that's where I think it is) but I'm downloading Battlestar Galactica to watch in bed and am rather limited, bandwidth wise.

I trust you understand my negligee.

I like 100 yard interceptions returned to the one, but I like the guy who flattened him at the one even better.

When will the lessons of Leon Lett ever be learned?

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I like 100 yard interceptions returned to the one, but I like the guy who flattened him at the one even better.

When will the lessons of Leon Lett ever be learned?

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I was laughing my ass off!!:lol: :lol:

What an idiot.

I would have laughed harder if it was a turnover on the challenge.

I bet Champ needed sideline oxygen after that one.:mellow:

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I like 100 yard interceptions returned to the one, but I like the guy who flattened him at the one even better.

When will the lessons of Leon Lett ever be learned?

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I was laughing my ass off!!:lol: :lol:

What an idiot.

I would have laughed harder if it was a turnover on the challenge.

I bet Champ needed sideline oxygen after that one.:mellow:

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Should have been a turnover on principle alone, just to make a football point.

That overhead shot showing the guy track him down all the way from the line of scrimmage was quality. He almost bagged a Zebra on the way, as well.

On the live shot, he came from absolutely out of nowhere, even the accompanying blockers didn't see him.