Who is the most condescending member of this forum?

I wondered whether this thread was worth a reply. Of course, if I hadn't, that could have been construed as apathy. It's beneath me to explain further. :snooty:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by hobbes

If people here would just shut up and attempt absorb my wisdom, then they might actually evolve from their Cro-Magnon status and join the world of the cognoscente.

The ennui that fills me comes from my irritation that you monkeys think that are something more than that. Why do I bother attempting to fill a cracked pitcher?

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Indeed, you don't even bother filling in all the words in your own posts.

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See the rod was so obvious. Genius does not dot i's nor cross t's, that is for the janitors of thought (Grammar boys)

Concrete thinkers versus the conceptual genius that I am.

Practice this jpaul

"We have a bluelight special in aisle 5"

Your ilk will become orgasmic and throbbing as they love savings on papertowels and salt and pepper shakers, not realizing that a whole abstract words exist above their concrete radars.

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Indeed, you don't even bother filling in all the words in your own posts.

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See the rod was so obvious. Genius does not dot i's nor cross t's, that is for the janitors of thought (Grammar boys)

Concrete thinkers versus the conceptual genius that I am.

Practice this jpaul

"We have a bluelight special in aisle 5"

Your ilk will become orgasmic and throbbing as they love savings on papertowels and salt and pepper shakers, not realizing that a whole abstract words exist above their concrete radars.

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Excellent, I have witnessed someone else losing their mind.

What was the chances of that well.

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Originally Posted by manker

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

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Stop jinxing me, bar steward.

:schnauz:

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Originally Posted by manker

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

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Yogi gave them to me.:schnauz:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by hobbes

See the rod was so obvious. Genius does not dot i's nor cross t's, that is for the janitors of thought (Grammar boys)

Concrete thinkers versus the conceptual genius that I am.

Practice this jpaul

"We have a bluelight special in aisle 5"

Your ilk will become orgasmic and throbbing as they love savings on papertowels and salt and pepper shakers, not realizing that a whole abstract words exist above their concrete radars.

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Excellent, I have witnessed someone else losing their mind.

What was the chances of that well.

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You watched yourself lose your mind?

What a singular, and in your case, a rather trite and boring experience.

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Originally Posted by manker

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

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glag
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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Excellent, I have witnessed someone else losing their mind.

What was the chances of that well.

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You watched yourself lose your mind?

What a singular, and in your case, a rather trite and boring experience.

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You really will wish you hadn't posted all this pish when you read it back.

Hey ho, you're big and ugly enough to work that out for yourself.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by manker

Someone tell hobbes' Mam that he's been eating poppies again.

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glag
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Could you and Manker, and your manluv, contain yourselves the the "Bareback Mountain" thread. We all know that you received his "package" today.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

glag
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Could you and Manker, and your manluv, contain yourselves the the "Bareback Mountain" thread. We all know that you received his "package" today.

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Please make a post where you dont follow "," with "and".

I would consider it a personal favour (favor).

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

glag
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Could you and Manker, and your manluv, contain yourselves the the "Bareback Mountain" thread. We all know that you received his "package" today.

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my word, all those sitcoms were true, you gays really are bitchy:mellow:

We all knew that Bo made that thread title sound deliberately ghey.

We also assumed that everyone else would get the joke, rather than reiterate it several hours later :huh:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Could you and Manker, and your manluv, contain yourselves the the "Bareback Mountain" thread. We all know that you received his "package" today.

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my word, all those sitcoms were true, you gays really are bitchy:mellow:

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hobbes = Will.

That's a bit h4r5h.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by hobbes

You watched yourself lose your mind?

What a singular, and in your case, a rather trite and boring experience.

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You really will wish you hadn't posted all this pish when you read it back.

Hey ho, you're big and ugly enough to work that out for yourself.

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Welcome kmart shoppers, I am jpaul.

We have a special on nothing anyone would wat in aisle three.

I will be here to help you and answer all your questions.\

I will also be looking for my pants.

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Originally Posted by manker

We all knew that Bo made that thread title sound deliberately ghey.

We also assumed that everyone else would get the joke, rather than reiterate it several hours later :huh:

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Is your upper lip sore at all.

When you've all finished please turn out the lights...tssk children

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by JPaul

You really will wish you hadn't posted all this pish when you read it back.

Hey ho, you're big and ugly enough to work that out for yourself.

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Welcome kmart shoppers, I am jpaul.

We have a special on nothing anyone would wat in aisle three.

I will be here to help you and answer all your questions.\

I will also be looking for my pants.

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Quoted for posterity.

Which is a bit of a motif recently.

How many rods can you lot swallow, hook, line and sinker?

I am embarassed for you all.

Perhaps you don't get this type of humor.

Well, I can't expect much from the UK.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

We all knew that Bo made that thread title sound deliberately ghey.

We also assumed that everyone else would get the joke, rather than reiterate it several hours later :huh:

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Is your upper lip sore at all.

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Nope, but there is severe chafing a little lower.

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Originally Posted by Gripper

When you've all finished please turn out the lights...tssk children

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:lol: :P

Nope, hobbes is rarely this mental, I'm quoting it for the avoidance of editry.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

How many rods can you lot swallow, hook, line and sinker?

I am embarassed for you all.

Perhaps you don't get this type of humor.

Well, I can't expect much from the UK.

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Over here, humor is a bone in the upper arm :snooty:

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by hobbes

Welcome kmart shoppers, I am jpaul.

We have a special on nothing anyone would wat in aisle three.

I will be here to help you and answer all your questions.\

I will also be looking for my pants.

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Quoted for posterity.

Which is a bit of a motif recently.

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More likely your "posterior"

You all have been rodded.

How effortless it was, but then again you are all monkeys.

:awaits jp nonsequitor:

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Originally Posted by hobbes

How many rods can you lot swallow, hook, line and sinker?

I am embarassed for you all.

Perhaps you don't get this type of humor.

Well, I can't expect much from the UK.

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I love the fact that someone so obviously intelligent still doesn't understand the rod.

Americanism would probably entitle you to "special" parking spaces in the UK.

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
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Originally Posted by hobbes

You all have been rodded.

How effortless it was, but then again you are all monkeys.

:awaits jp nonsequitor:

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I see something different - but who am I to tell you your thoughts, opium boy.

specious

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Ukforums/rubberflyman.jpg

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
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You did that the other night with that newb :schnauz:

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Originally Posted by hobbes

You all have been rodded.

How effortless it was, but then again you are all monkeys.

:awaits jp nonsequitor:

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Sorry, got to quote this one as well.

Syntax and so forth, you all.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
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why did you do that?

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
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:O

You think.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

I like that, post to make an arse of yourself, then pretend it was one big rod
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You did that the other night with that newb :schnauz:

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rod off mankyboy:mellow:

that rod was hilarious, to me at least:mellow:

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

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Originally Posted by manker

You did that the other night with that newb :schnauz:

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rod off mankyboy:mellow:

that rod was hilarious, to me at least:mellow:

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The first time I read it, I thought I was missing something - the second read thro', when I realised I'd not missed 'owt - yeah, I found it hilarious too :P

I can't imagine a more clear cut victory than tonight.

Could y'all bother to take my trash and clean up the yard, at all.

thanks.

Rodding is almost as easy as taking a crap.

It takes no subtley, no intelligence, just a desire to be an arse.

How nice for the intellectually impaired.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

I can't imagine a more clear cut victory than tonight.

Could y'all bother to take my trash and clean up the yard, at all.

thanks.

Rodding is almost as easy as taking a crap.

It takes no subtley, no intelligence, just a desire to be an arse.

How nice for the intellectually impaired.

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:lol:

I can't believe you even went with the y'all thing.

Fan-tastic.

Sorry I can't achieve your elevated level of "subtley". One lives in hope.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by hobbes

I can't imagine a more clear cut victory than tonight.

Could y'all bother to take my trash and clean up the yard, at all.

thanks.

Rodding is almost as easy as taking a crap.

It takes no subtley, no intelligence, just a desire to be an arse.

How nice for the intellectually impaired.

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:lol:

I can't believe you even went with the y'all thing.

Fan-tastic.

Sorry I can't achieve your elevated level of "subtley". One lives in hope.

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The 'y'all thing' is mandated by the state of Texas. I really have no choice

I'll put you on my subtley e-mail list.

Soon you will be the internets "cat's arse".

the pain from being rodded so hard will wear off in 5 to 7 business days.

Say hi to Peter Pan for me.

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Originally Posted by hobbes

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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I can't believe you even went with the y'all thing.

Fan-tastic.

Sorry I can't achieve your elevated level of "subtley". One lives in hope.

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The 'y'all thing' is mandated by the state of Texas. I really have no choice

I'll put you on my subtley e-mail list.

Soon you will be the internets "cat's arse".

the pain from being rodded so hard will wear off in 5 to 7 business days.

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E&OE