Got Engaged on Friday 13th

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

She fucks up her body,

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...errr, that was me. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

puts her career on hold,

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...hated her job anyway :)

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

dabbles in faeces all day,

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...seems to have trained it to hold it in all day until I get home... :no: :shit:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

and curtails her social life to bring up your child.

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...she gets to go out more than me, what with post-natal class, baby-massage, new mums groups, doctors appointments, etc :lookaroun

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

The least you can do is buy her a ring, in good grace! Where's romance gone?

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...romance is expensive folly invented by Hollywood. Anyway, she had a shock, because I had to dip into the joint savings account to pay for it. :cool:




Shit - I am a McBannockburn... :ermm:

Back in my days, "doing so in good grace" was buying her a wet-nurse form the slave market, so she wouldn't have to do it herself. Maybe that's why I'm single too.


Erm. sorry about getting your thread all off-topicy, Sara.

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Originally Posted by Barbie

...she gets to go out more than me, what with me not being allowed out and that

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Fixed for truth.

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Originally Posted by sArA

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Originally Posted by manker

Actually, I hear Sara's ring has been battered about a bit :dabs:

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I thought that was yours me duck....somat about thumbs up and all that. :lol: Busyman will probably remind us of the details there...

@blyth....its ok...manker is just like a playful puppy....falls over his own feet and chases his own tail too on occasion......Just needs the odd 'bad dog' comment to show him who's boss.....ah back to the collar and lead......(reminds self to send email to Mrs manker to suggest new fashion accessory for Mr manker)

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Haven't had a 'bad dog' comment worthy of the name directed at me for quite some time.

Or have I.

Maybe the masses should decide.

Poll?

:wub:

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Maybe that's why I'm single too..

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Certainly a possibility! More likely you won't meet any nice young men at the Gillingham bowling green.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

...errr, that was me. :ermm:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

puts her career on hold,

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...hated her job anyway :)

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

dabbles in faeces all day,

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...seems to have trained it to hold it in all day until I get home... :no: :shit:

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

and curtails her social life to bring up your child.

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...she gets to go out more than me, what with post-natal class, baby-massage, new mums groups, doctors appointments, etc :lookaroun

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

The least you can do is buy her a ring, in good grace! Where's romance gone?

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...romance is expensive folly invented by Hollywood. Anyway, she had a shock, because I had to dip into the joint savings account to pay for it. :cool:

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I stand corrected. I personally believe you don't have to buy flashy things to show your love for someone. It's little things you do that show someone you care....

Again, maybe that's where I'm going wrong.

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

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Originally Posted by Guillaume

Maybe that's why I'm single too..

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Certainly a possibility! More likely you won't meet any nice young men at the Gillingham bowling green.

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Yep. I'll try the The Beacon Court Tavern instead. Gripper said it's teh cooler.

I thought I said congratulations in this thread already but I can't find it so ...

Congratulations sArA :01:

Ta Dan :)...at least someone can stay on topic :snooty: hard stares at those 'who know who they are'

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Originally Posted by sArA

Ta Dan :)...at least someone can stay on topic :snooty: hard stares at those 'who know who they are'

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I know who i am :unsure:

Congrats there sara :01:

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Originally Posted by Sara

hard stares at those 'who know who they are'

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That's pretty much everyone, except perhaps Billy Dean :blink:

meh.....its all good....

/me is getting some attention and likes it.

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Originally Posted by sArA

Does this mean it is a portent of doom?

No I am not going to wear a meringue shaped dress.....:pinch:


I am considering asking the BF if he fancies a fetish wedding with him in a collar, lead and rubber jump suit. Do you think he will agree? :unsure:

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Congratulations sArA, Nice one! ....

Congrats SaRa:D

Good luck Sara
Blessed Be

Congrats Sara.

some advice for your future husband:

If you get home first here's how to prepare the mood:

Clean up. Put some fresh scent in the air frehener. Take a shower, shave and put on some fresh clothes. Open a bottle of wine and light some candles to give the place a romantic feeling. Greet Sara with words of love and compliment her on how wonderful she is.

Sara if you get home first here's how to prepare the mood:





be naked

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by Barbie

we had a nice romantic evening of ... fish n' chips.

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Striaght from the JPaul manual of treating teh missus.

Are you a member of the McBannockburn clan, at all :lookaroun

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:lol:

Hoi, I just read that, mangit.

T'fish tea is fan-tastic. I may even push the boat out on Pavarotti night and go for the full Harry Ramsden's, with mushy peas.

No promises mind.

sorry, don't think i've said congrats yet sara.
hope ya have many wonderful years together. :01:



i got engaged on the first of april, btw.
dumped teh fool. :smug:

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Originally Posted by vidcc

Congrats Sara.

some advice for your future husband:

If you get home first here's how to prepare the mood:

Clean up. Put some fresh scent in the air frehener. Take a shower, shave and put on some fresh clothes. Open a bottle of wine and light some candles to give the place a romantic feeling. Greet Sara with words of love and compliment her on how wonderful she is.

Sara if you get home first here's how to prepare the mood:





be naked

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Do you have spy cameras in my house? :blink:

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Originally Posted by sArA

Do you have spy cameras in my house? :blink:

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Would it be worth subscribing to booble earth :naughty:

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by sArA

Do you have spy cameras in my house? :blink:

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Would it be worth subscribing to booble earth :naughty:

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Probably.....:naughty:

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Originally Posted by vidcc

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Originally Posted by sArA

Do you have spy cameras in my house? :blink:

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Would it be worth subscribing to booble earth :naughty:

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You an search for boobles now? :lookaroun

Got interested on the subject at hand (i wish) and I thought I have to
just feckin' google it.

friday the 13th that's so cool.don't worry about that.hope things go the way u want to. i hope to make that step next year.

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Originally Posted by ameir

friday the 13th that's so cool.don't worry about that.hope things go the way u want to. i hope to make that step next year.

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Friday 13th falls in April or July in 2007.

Do you have a girlfriend yet? :huh:

3 years now.;)

But you are so young.......still if its meant to be blah blah....best of luck.