Would you rather lose eyesight or your penis?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Adster

put it this way i have been almost blind since I was born I can live without sight but not my penis!!!

---

I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

Fuck that.

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.:blink:

I've been so drunk I couldn't find my penis before,till I started peeing that is :D

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Gripper

I've been so drunk I couldn't find my penis before,till I started peeing that is :D

---

Now that's pretty fucking small, "Grip".:mellow:

I remember going to a restaurant, I walk into the bathroom and this fucking white guy was in the handicap stall with door open and little white dick out and was swaying almost like he was going to fall.

He could have closed the fucking door, drunk motherfucker!!:angry:

He fucking had a kid's penis.:lol: :lol:

(now I'll hear dumb jokes about what I saw:ermm: )

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Adster

put it this way i have been almost blind since I was born I can live without sight but not my penis!!!

---

I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

Fuck that.

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.:blink:

---

i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Adster

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Busyman

I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

Fuck that.

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.:blink:

---

i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures

---

Yeah my cousin got shot in the head and his friend was shot in the throat.

He threw his friend in the car and drove to the hospital.
He said they both were running from a scuffle and then it felt like someone hit him in the head with a baseball bat.

He lost one of his eyes which affects his depth perception. I was just over his house fixing his phone before I went for surgery. I told him he was lucky I brought my tools home 'cause asked for the favor after I was already off.

Now I could lose ONE eye and keep my johnson but not both.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Adster

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Busyman

I have been blind in each eye but at different times.

I'm talking completely blind....pitch black...like take one of your hands and lay it flat over one eye...blind.

Almost blind and blind are definitely two different things. I'd settle for "I'm partially blind and keep the penis" but not pitch black blind.

Fuck that.

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

I honestly think it's that you guys are young, dumb, and full-o-cum and haven't a clue what it's like to reeeally have to fend for yourself.

Maybe it's that I have had immense amounts of twat and that when it cums down to it, fucking isn't the end-all-be-all of life.

So fellas, get some twat so you can lose your penis and not your eyesight.:blink:

---

i will never be able to get my liecnece because of it I can and have only used 1 eye my entire life the other one is useless

Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon


those 2 things are pretty impossible for me too I cant see a live band or sporting event hardly at all just make out figures

---

With one good eye? :huh: Why not?

nah its not a good eye

i was born with a fucked eye condition

1 eye is 6-60 (*the fucked one)
the other eye 36-6

this means in English you can see 60 metres ahead I can only see 6 and 36 on 6 yes 36 metres ahead I can only see 6 so the 60/6 eye I never use and never have so I might as well lose it Ive just grown accustom all my life using one eye

it sux not being able to drive

and my PC is always gonna be on 800 600 resalution too

Busy has some good points about being able to see. I think the main one is being able to watch our children grow up. On the flip side most of the other stuff is debateable. Being blind is only as much a disability as one allows it to be. Many blind people have fuller lives than fully sighted people, they adapt. (and we all know the woman has bumps around the nipples that are Braille words that say "suck here").

I will say that I have seen things that I wish I had not. (I became an atheist, I wasn't raised one)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Busy

I wouldn't be able too do shit without feeling around.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself.
Couldn't shop for groceries properly
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming.
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.
Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame.

---

The order that they came into your mind is quite bizarre :blink:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by vidcc

Busy has some good points about being able to see. I think the main one is being able to watch our children grow up. On the flip side most of the other stuff is debateable. Being blind is only as much a disability as one allows it to be. Many blind people have fuller lives than fully sighted people, they adapt. (and we all know the woman has bumps around the nipples that are Braille words that say "suck here").

---

How debatable are these? I think they are pretty cut and dry.

Couldn't drive a car.
Couldn't defend myself. Debatable but it would be much harder :nodaredevil:
Couldn't shop for groceries properly Debatable but it would be much harder :onlinedelivery:
Couldn't go clubbing.
Couldn't enjoy swimming. Debatable but it would be much harder
Couldn't watch my kids do anything...forget watching them grow old.Couldn't watch TV
Couldn't watch a sporting event or band live
Couldn't enjoy any landscape or horizon
Couldn't read unless it's in braille
Couldn't play a videogame

http://forums.invisionpower.com/uplo...1138395912.gif

you could drive a car, some blind merkin passed his test, just to prove a point.
and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:

---

He meant seal clubbing, rodtard :dabs:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:

---

He meant seal clubbing, rodtard :dabs:

---

'seasy just batter the soft fluffy things that are squiming under your hand

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

you could drive a car, some blind merkin passed his test, just to prove a point.
and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:

---

You can't drive a car, Bo.:ermm: How can you pass the vision test without someone telling you the lines and letters they're on before hand?

The clubbing...I guess you have a point a minor point since they can bounce around aimlessly to the music.:unsure:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

you could drive a car, some blind merkin passed his test, just to prove a point.
and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:

---

It was Stevie Wonder wasn't it,just after he finished reading the cheese grater;)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Gripper

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

you could drive a car, some blind merkin passed his test, just to prove a point.
and if deaf people can go clubbing, i don't see why blind people couldn't:dabs:

---

It was Stevie Wonder wasn't it,just after he finished reading the cheese grater;)

---

You can't drive a car if you're pitch black blind. Not debatable.:dry:

Why not people drive at night?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Busyman

You can't drive a car, Bo.:ermm:

---

can:snooty:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Busyman

You can't drive a car, Bo.:ermm:

---

can:snooty:

---

People can have two heads to.But its not the norm.:mellow:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

can:snooty:

---

People can have two heads to.But its not the norm.:mellow:

---

Nice new sig Zig:01: :01: :01:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Gripper

Why not people drive at night?

---

:dry:
You've got to do better than that.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Gripper

Why not people drive at night?

---

:dry:
You've got to do better than that.

---

:dry:

There was a device invented for a blind bloke to drive that beeped in two different tones to guide him round a track---s'true honest

not the merkin guy i heard of, but still, blind man passes driving test

karma=selfish

doing good things just so you get good things in return:dabs:
should do them anyway:snooty:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

karma=selfish

doing good things just so you get good things in return:dabs:
should do them anyway:snooty:

---

Wtf?:huh:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

karma=selfish

doing good things just so you get good things in return:dabs:
should do them anyway:snooty:

---

Wtf?:huh:

---

wrong fred:pinch:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

not the merkin guy i heard of, but still, blind man passes driving test

---

I bet he was "legally" blind and not completely blind.

As my eyesight started to come back, I could see but my vision was shit.

I wasn't completely blind anymore.

It almost looked like when you turn the contrast all the way down on your TV and then turned the brightness way down.

Many of the folks I see walking around the subway are just legally blind. They do not have pitch black vision.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

not the merkin guy i heard of, but still, blind man passes driving test

---

Good rod,passed his computer driving test,you caught Busy anyhoo:lol: :lol:

:schnauz:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Gripper

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

not the merkin guy i heard of, but still, blind man passes driving test

---

Good rod,passed his computer driving test,you caught Busy anyhoo:lol: :lol:

---

He did get me.

I never clicked the link.:ermm:

I would upgrade my eyes to version II X-Ray eyes, and keep my penis, because I am magic :sorcerer:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I would upgrade my eyes to version II X-Ray eyes, and keep my penis, because I am magic :sorcerer:

---

There ya go!!!;)

Now all we need is a way for non-thread starters to add options in the Poll Section.:D

I would keep my eyes and borrow someone else's penis... :lol: