Dilemma?

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

A non-sequitur. Didn't see that one coming.

A poor one at that. Why did you bring a penis and eyesight into it, your flawed hyperthetical situation was the kid/missus carrying thing.



Buh bye now :wave:

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Stop being a bully. You know perfectly well he doesn't really understand.

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My bastardized karmic belief will probably mean that he'll be on top form tomorrow.

If he can boost himself to the keyboard from within the depths of his invalid wanking pit, that is.

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Originally Posted by manker

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Originally Posted by JPaul

Stop being a bully. You know perfectly well he doesn't really understand.

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If he can boost himself to the keyboard from within the depths of his invalid wanking pit, that is.

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What type of invalid does he supply this service for.

I know Blyth has a bad peg, would she qualify.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

If he can boost himself to the keyboard from within the depths of his invalid wanking pit, that is.

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What type of invalid does he supply this service for.

I know Blyth has a bad peg, would she qualify.

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:lol:

The service doesn't carry to anyone purporting to be female as Mme Busywank is paranoid about concealed weapons.

If one of his clients is packing, it has to be displayed proudly up front.

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Originally Posted by Cheese

I might leave any ginger children behind however.

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Damn right, the ginger kid probably started the fire in the first place :angry:



Anyway, to answer the question, I would obviously save the baby first.

kids first. Besides, I would guess that my partner (unless incapacitated) could quite well save himself.

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Originally Posted by sArA

kids first. Besides, I would guess that my partner (unless incapacitated) could quite well save himself.

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Just save them both, silly.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by manker

If he can boost himself to the keyboard from within the depths of his invalid wanking pit, that is.

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What type of invalid does he supply this service for.

I know Blyth has a bad peg, would she qualify.

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Errrrrrrrr? :O

Someone mentions 'invalids' and 'wanking' in the same sentence and for some inexplicable reason, your name is mentioned.

It's inexplicable.

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Originally Posted by manker

Someone mentions 'invalids' and 'wanking' in the same sentence and for some inexplicable reason, your name is mentioned.

It's inexplicable.

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Totally inexplicable! I'm truly shocked. :blink:

Are you ahead of yourself yet or still plugging away?

Are we still talking onanism :unsure:








I got ten to do before I go home tonight. I'll be here til dawn.

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Originally Posted by manker

Are we still talking onanism :unsure:








I got ten to do before I go home tonight. I'll be here til dawn.

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You should have started earlier so as to start getting off sooner.

I mean, if you have to do it ten times and that :maebach:

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Originally Posted by manker

Are we still talking onanism :unsure:








I got ten to do before I go home tonight. I'll be here til dawn.

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Ten what.

If you have ten onanistic events to yet occur, I hope you've brought the cold-creme for your soon-to-be-chaffed wee manny.

Seriously, as someone familiar with chasing evil deadlines, I do sympathise. At least I don't get fined if I don't make it though! Good luck and don't underestimate the power of strong coffee, sugary things, and a breath of freezing cold fresh air.

Right. I'm off to the pub in a bit. I'll down some cold refreshing lager just for you.

Gettings off, I would imagine.

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Originally Posted by Blythorama

If you have ten onanistic events to yet occur, I hope you've brought the cold-creme for your soon-to-be-chaffed wee manny.

Seriously, as someone familiar with chasing evil deadlines, I do sympathise. At least I don't get fined if I don't make it though! Good luck and don't underestimate the power of strong coffee, sugary things, and a breath of freezing cold fresh air.

Right. I'm off to the pub in a bit. I'll down some cold refreshing lager just for you.

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Thanks, Blyth :(

Anytime deary... :shifty:

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Your house is on fire,you can only save your kids or your wife,who do you choose???:O

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The kid. I don't have a wife, and my significant other is probably the reason the house is on fire in the first place.