Re: Dilemma for sad singles
This all reminds me of the Kobayashi_Maru for some reason :unsure:
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James T. Kirk took the test three times while he was at Starfleet Academy. Prior to his third attempt, Kirk surreptitiously reprogrammed the simulator so that it was possible to win -- which he did, though we are not told exactly how. He justified it by arguing that putting cadets in a no-win situation was cheating, and so he had to cheat in return. He received a commendation for original thinking.
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So you do everything that people tell you to do?
I didn't post in the penis/eyesight one because I thought it was stupid. I answered when you asked me if I had to choose one or t'other of my immediate family because it evoked an emotional response, I thought about it and decided I would save both at the same time.
The fact that you told me that I HAD to choose was of little import. If I was in that situation I would definitely put the missus over my shoulder and carry my son out of the house.
Threads have to be qualitative rather than quantitative if you're to have a good forum. Wouldn't you say.
Yeah if had to choose between my penis or eyesight, I'd choose a booger.:unsure:
I try to get rid of those anyway.
JP said for me to stop because you really don't get it.
I thought he was being a bit h4r5h up until that post.
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Originally Posted by Barbarossa
This all reminds me of the
Kobayashi_Maru for some reason :unsure:
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James T. Kirk took the test three times while he was at Starfleet Academy. Prior to his third attempt, Kirk surreptitiously reprogrammed the simulator so that it was possible to win -- which he did, though we are not told exactly how. He justified it by arguing that putting cadets in a no-win situation was cheating, and so he had to cheat in return. He received a commendation for original thinking.
ST to the rescue!
Also a bit like the 'Is hell exothermic or endothermic?' physics/theology question posted here recently - or when psychology students were asked; 'Is this a question?'
All but one of the students wrote convaluted 1000 word answers whereas the student who wrote; 'Yes, if this is an answer'. got top marks.
Thinking outside of constraints set by other, less intellectually gifted, folk is the only way society can better itself :smilie4:
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Yeah if had to choose between my penis or eyesight, I'd choose a booger.:unsure:
I try to get rid of those anyway.
JP said for me to stop because you really don't get it.
I thought he was being a bit h4r5h up until that post.
Oh well.:unsure:
Would you save you kids or your wife?
I'd save them both.
:O GTFOOH!!:O
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ST to the rescue!
Also a bit like the 'Is hell exothermic or endothermic?' physics/theology question posted here recently - or when psychology students were asked; 'Is this a question?'
All but one of the students wrote convaluted 1000 word answers whereas the student who wrote; 'Yes, if this is an answer'. got top marks.
Thinking outside of constraints set by other, less intellectually gifted, folk is the only way society can better itself :smilie4:
:D The story of my high school and college years.:D
That is until you get that shit professor that actually counts words.:dry: :angry: There's nothing like being slighted for, not being absent of substance, but being 20 fucking words short.
I still can't believe that a standardized test like the SAT has essay questions.
One reviewer could grade it differently than another. Fucking stupid.
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JP said for me to stop because you really don't get it.
I thought he was being a bit h4r5h up until that post.
Oh well.:unsure:
Would you save you kids or your wife?
I'd save them both.
:O GTFOOH!!:O
Thanks for highlighting what was wrong with your flawed hypothetical situation.
I did try alluding to it in the other thread, maybe I was too subtle :ermm:
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Originally Posted by manker
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Oh well.:unsure:
Would you save you kids or your wife?
I'd save them both.
:O GTFOOH!!:O
Thanks for highlighting what was wrong with your flawed hypothetical situation.
I did
try alluding to it in the other thread, maybe I was too subtle :ermm:
Yeah thinking out of the box involves making CaptainObvious choices.
I see now. What fun. Yayyy!
sudel.....http://forums.invisionpower.com/uplo...1138395912.gif
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Yeah thinking out of the box involves making CaptainObvious choices.
:no:
It's all going over your head, isn't it.
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Yeah thinking out of the box involves making CaptainObvious choices.
:no:
It's all going over your head, isn't it.
It ain't all o dat, mank. :dabs:
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You are stuck in a house fire and you can only escape with one thing,do yous ave your computer or music collection?
Which wins:lookaroun
My (cd) music collection is full of sad singles, so it'd have to be the computer.
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Originally Posted by Busyman
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Thanks for highlighting what was wrong with your flawed hypothetical situation.
I did try alluding to it in the other thread, maybe I was too subtle :ermm:
Yeah thinking out of the box involves making CaptainObvious choices.
I see now. What fun. Yayyy!
sudel.....
http://forums.invisionpower.com/uplo...1138395912.gif
I told you he really didn't get it, p'raps you'll believe me now.
What kind of convoluted thought process gets you to "thinking outside of the box = making CaptainObvious choices"
EDIT - sorry didn't read manker's previous.
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Gotta feel for the chap :dabs:
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Gotta feel for the chap :dabs:
Thank goodness he has the wank pit, to offer him some succour.
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i dont have any cds. only mp3's so i choose my pc
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Gotta feel for the chap :dabs:
Yeah. Save my wife AND kids.
Outta the box thinking FTW!:01:
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How is the wank pit, thumbarse.
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How is the wank pit, thumbarse.
Don't have a wank pit. I hate wanking, thumbass.
Why wank when wu wav wae woman wanyways? :unsure:
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Less hassle :dabs:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.
I know, I know.
TMI
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Less hassle :dabs:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.
I know, I know.
TMI
:lol: :pinch:
I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.
:ph34r:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.
I know, I know.
TMI
:lol: :pinch:
I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.
:ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm not a very successful wanker.
Even when I get a bj, it's gonna take awhile.:mellow:
I have recently been able to shag...rather abnormally...but shagging nonetheless.
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Originally Posted by Busyman
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Not for me. I'll fall asleep with a hand cramp and no happy ending.
I know, I know.
TMI
:lol: :pinch:
I didn't need to visualise that picture of you in your basement wank pit; pants round ankles, cawk in hand and fast asleep - and your missus pops down to see if you want a cuppa tea or something.
:ph34r:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks for sharing t'image with the rest of we tho'.
