Well I knew you were having a larf, CaptainObvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I thought you knew we got rid of it, hence the nature of the pishtake.
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Well I knew you were having a larf, CaptainObvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
I thought you knew we got rid of it, hence the nature of the pishtake.
No I didn't - I do tend to skim over the car threads due to knowing feck all about them. It was pure roddage because I thought it was still your favoured mode of travel to pick up t'apple from Asda.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
It came to mind that you had a Discovery because Busy said that he now wants one (in t'other lottery thread).
Remember I got the new Clio (extreme) she used that to nick back and forth to school with the wee one and liked it for nipping about in. Easy to park, jig about in traffic etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
So she announced that she wanted one of them, but red, with a sunroof and not the "racing" seats, various other things.
Sort of like this, but with her plate obviousement.
http://www.johnpill.co.uk/images/ap53_fka.jpg
The two of them love it to bits.
Oh yeah! I do remember that now. It was quite some time ago too, if I'm recalling events in perspective.
Btw, I take it you use your Clio as part of your mobile hairstylist business :P
Oh yeah, I forgot to say I'm sorry for you, wee one, and I hope it turns up in ok shape.
Feck, I hope it turns up washed, reconditioned, and minty-fresh :yes:
Manicurist, but it's the same idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by manker
There was a fella in the newspaper who used to steal a car, valet and wash them and return them to their owners :OQuote:
Originally Posted by SnnY
The judge still gave him time in the big house though :blink:
the police called!!!!
they haven't found her yet. :no:
Why'd they call then?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Phone-secks?:unsure:
Bet they found it.
That and the leftover weed in the glove box. :shifty:
heh heh. :blushing:
and the last of the choc Willy Wonka bars i've stashed.
also some dog treats.
plus Flogging Molly and Dropkick Murphys and Nofx
oooohhh...my poor fluffy dice. :cryin:
heh, one saving grace is the boot was chocca with things on the way to the skip. hahahaha. :lol: :fist:
Could someone please translate? :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
youknowsit, chuck.
own up. :fist:
rip their cunts out and douse them in petrol
That seems fair.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
nice. :happy:
but i still prefer the thought of ripping their toenails off n making them eat them.
We should just get rid of all the dirty Irish b*****ds :blink:.... Or not
just the dirty ones, mind. :huh:
it's not the mini.
loverly car, but no ejector sheat. :heh:
Poor Lilmiss. Crack their skulls once for me, or twice, twice is good too. :smoke:
:mad3: hell noQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dude
Sorry about your car, but may I recommend the Busyboy security system in the future.
It comes with 6 guns standard (one for each corner) and the auto block is loaded with enough TNT to flatten three city blocks.
If the car is stolen you just press the "detonate" button, and you can have a larf at their expense.
All American cars are minmally equipped this way. The better ones have nukes.
lol. Don't get angry, i'm irish. I wasn't being a racist ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by twisterX
no you aren't, dave said so
Since Dave knows, my birth certificate and i must be wrong... I'm sorry about that :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
dave said you're about as irish as him
Dave is obviousment right
so what part of ireland were you born in?
Belfast. lol. Yeah i know it is part of the british isles. But i have irish blood, and most importantly i have Irish on my birth cirtificate. :happy:
but you're british really:dabs:
It depends on your blood, all of my family has Irish blood. None of them mixed with any of those english scum :)
nobody mentioned england, you were born and lived your whole life in britain.....:dabs:
(have you noticed that this has become our thread?) It isn't anything to do with where you are born. like i said it is your blood. So... If you where born in space you become an Alien or directly inbetween 2 borders u become a marine sea-thing? Also how can people be half Irish, half French or summit? one half of the labour was in Ireland the other was in France? :dabs:
Your parents blood not where you are born. Thread closed
I'm Irish Italian, well proud of my rootsQuote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dude
Do you dye them at all :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by CELEBS_ARE_US
how long does blood last?
If that's the case, I'm irish, scottish and english in one then, all of them, not british, not mixed, but all three:dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dude
Dave is like 9 or summit :dabs:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles