Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks :P
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Open doors, use your manners, only swear if its in a funny situation, be funny, but dont over do it, and pay for everything..for the first couple weeks :P
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Originally Posted by TheCanuk
Weeks? I'd have stabbed you in the neck within hours. :unsure:
Most girls love the nasty cnuts. So you have to cuss, burp n scratch your crotch even more than usual. Top it off with tripping her over on a stairway, and sleeping with her ma. :happy:
/me taeks notes
And don't try sexoring her Pa on teh doorstep. :happy:
:unsure:
Well that's obvious. You always wait and invite him for a threesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
How to lose a girl in 5 mins
Tell her you watch other women doing "stuff"
stuff?
like, snorting. :unsure:
You're just storing up trouble for later on, my young Padawan. :no2:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCanuk
So:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCanuk
After five weeks, you're still on cloud nine, and you can't get your wallet open?
Sounds like a plan. :rolleyes:
Don't go up to try and chat up grils, they are scum. :snooty: When you go out make sure you are with a group of people who are fun and loud. (When i go out i'm usually the comic relief and my mates and i usually get people coming over to drink with us cause we're all having a laugh.) Alot of the time these are girls, so because the girls have come over to see you they will probably talk to you first if u seem like u are a fun guy. So you can do the breaking the ice by having a laugh with your friends... if u know what i mean :unsure:
Dave, is this true :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
Best advice,just stay calm and relaxed and everything will come to it's place.
Dave doesn't really go out with me much :(
But yeah, i get hyperactive and shit and dance on tables and stuff. :blink:
Then theres the fact that most people find me funny :ermm:
That just doesn't work, all the grils get taken by all the in your face guys and you are left with nothing :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Corey
Bo did tell me that Dave is an uber-nerd.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Dude
He's gonna be rich soon, with all of those shifts at BK. Drag him out ftw :01:
Lmao!! Bo said Dave was a nerd!? Daves not a nerd, he's just not very motivated... About anything.
Did he promise to suck you off if you said that :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob
I wish...
i'll do it!!!!!!!!