Your favorite cologne

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03-08-2006, 02:19 PM
manker

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

it sits on a shelf all year. i might put it on when i go out.

i keep a tin of lynx (axe to non-britons) in my bag though, don't put it on though unless i'm sweaty or expecting to be :dabs:

You are so Leeds.
03-08-2006, 02:21 PM
Buffalo

Re: Your favorite cologne

I normally go for the free samples, but the last one i had "Hugo Energise" was just a little swob on a post card, Looks like things are tightening up on the sample side of things :lol:
03-08-2006, 02:23 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

it sits on a shelf all year. i might put it on when i go out.

i keep a tin of lynx (axe to non-britons) in my bag though, don't put it on though unless i'm sweaty or expecting to be :dabs:

You are so Leeds.

you dye your hair with red bits :dabs:
03-08-2006, 02:28 PM
manker

Re: Your favorite cologne

They've more or less gone now :dabs:

Duno if I'll get it done again. I wanted blue but apparently it's rly difficult to dye dark hair with blue dye.
03-08-2006, 02:29 PM
abu_has_the_power

Re: Your favorite cologne

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Originally Posted by fkdup74

http://www2.victoriassecret.com/imag...vw/V231440.jpg

My bro gave me a bottle of this, not bad.

I'm kinda like Gep in that regard....whatever I get for Xmas...

it's really fruity isn't it?

american cologne aren't that good, hands down. and when someone asks u what you're wearing, u feel stupid for telling them you wear cheap stuff
03-08-2006, 02:43 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

Quote:

Originally Posted by abu_has_the_aids

it's only gay if you say you wear women's perfume :ermm: :ermm:
:no2:

men wearing any perfume is gay. fact!

i mean like deoderant's ok if you're sweaty and stanky, but cologne is off the gayness scale

I'm with you, Dave. ;)

I don't like smells. :ermm:
03-08-2006, 03:45 PM
Busyman

Re: Your favorite cologne

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Originally Posted by 4play

you need a manly bottle of smellies like
http://www.zen95732.zen.co.uk/oldspice.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:
03-08-2006, 03:47 PM
Busyman

Re: Your favorite cologne

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I'm with you, Dave. ;)

I don't like smells. :ermm:

I guess that natural body musk is all the rage in bratland.

Do the brats use deodorant regularly or is it just a cologne substitute? :unsure:
03-08-2006, 03:50 PM
manker

Re: Your favorite cologne

Funny how everyone seems to have picked up on Dave's 'merkin' but no-one has used Busy's 'brat' contrivation. Even tho' he tries so very, very hard.

Dave > Busy :dabs:
03-08-2006, 03:51 PM
Cheese

Re: Your favorite cologne

With all the fatties in 'merkinland the deodrant companies must be raking it in there.
03-08-2006, 03:59 PM
Busyman

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

With all the fatties in 'merkinland the deodrant companies must be raking it in there.

With the lack of personal hygiene in bratland, the deodorant and soap companies should just pack up and remove their inventory from there.

No one likes a stinky, Cheese.
03-08-2006, 04:05 PM
Cheese

Re: Your favorite cologne

Just thinking of all those fatties is making me feel nauseous. I suppose it's mostly comfort eating due to their quality of life being so crap but still.
03-08-2006, 04:11 PM
Cheese

Re: Your favorite cologne

Damn, I wished I'd bought shares in Dialing Wands for Fatties Inc. I'd be a Brazilian by now. especially with more and more fatties trying to use the internet these days. A dialing wand makes a good button presser on a keyboard, so my fat acquaintance (not friend) told me.
03-08-2006, 04:21 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Your favorite cologne

I use deodorant, because it takes away the smell. As I said before, I don't like smells.

Cologne has nothing to do with hygiene. :mellow:
03-08-2006, 04:25 PM
Cheese

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

Cologne has nothing to do with hygiene. :mellow:

Egggssssshhhackklleeeee.
03-08-2006, 04:26 PM
Cheese

Re: Your favorite cologne

Air freshener. People who sit in basement rooms for eight weeks on end must go through a lot of air freshener.
03-08-2006, 04:27 PM
Busyman

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I use deodorant, because it takes away the smell. As I said before, I don't like smells.

Cologne has nothing to do with hygiene. :mellow:

:rod:
03-08-2006, 04:32 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Your favorite cologne

Glasgow shower > washing

fact.
03-08-2006, 04:34 PM
Cheese

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Glasgow shower > washing

fact.

Glasgow Shower (n): spraying deodorant around inside clothes.
03-08-2006, 04:40 PM
Proper Bo

Re: Your favorite cologne

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Originally Posted by Cheese

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Glasgow shower > washing

fact.

Glasgow Shower (n): spraying deodorant around inside clothes.

Close, but no cigar

Glasgow Shower n. A quick swipe of underarm deodorant used as an alternative to washing when in a hurry or Glaswegian.
03-08-2006, 04:44 PM
Cheese

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Proper Bo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheese

Glasgow Shower (n): spraying deodorant around inside clothes.

Close, but no cigar

Glasgow Shower n. A quick swipe of underarm deodorant used as an alternative to washing when in a hurry or Glaswegian.

Underarm deodrant is for the girls. Shower-in-a-can ftw.
03-08-2006, 04:58 PM
Barbarossa

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Busyman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barbarossa

I use deodorant, because it takes away the smell. As I said before, I don't like smells.

Cologne has nothing to do with hygiene. :mellow:

:rod:

:whoosh: I'm not afraid to admit that's gone way over my head. :dabs:
03-08-2006, 05:28 PM
Spider_dude

Re: Your favorite cologne

i use aftershave cos it makes me smell nice for the ladies. i use mainly armani il, hugo boss, red diesel (no not the pikey fuel), versace blue jeans and soem cheap next stuff women at work bought me when i left for merkinland.
03-08-2006, 07:20 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Funny how everyone seems to have picked up on Dave's 'merkin' but no-one has used Busy's 'brat' contrivation. Even tho' he tries so very, very hard.

Dave > Busy :dabs:

because merkin is the phonetic thing, and brat is stupid as fuck
03-08-2006, 07:27 PM
manker

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Funny how everyone seems to have picked up on Dave's 'merkin' but no-one has used Busy's 'brat' contrivation. Even tho' he tries so very, very hard.

Dave > Busy :dabs:

because merkin is the phonetic thing, and brat is stupid as fuck

Harsh, yet eminently true.

My 'Dave > Busy' assertion is reinforced :smilie4:
03-08-2006, 07:42 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Your favorite cologne

Quote:

Originally Posted by manker

Quote:

Originally Posted by GepperRankins

because merkin is the phonetic thing, and brat is stupid as fuck

Harsh, yet eminently true.

My 'Dave > Busy' assertion is reinforced :smilie4:

mf doom > eminem
03-08-2006, 07:43 PM
manker

Re: Your favorite cologne

Who > cares.
03-08-2006, 07:45 PM
GepperRankins

Re: Your favorite cologne

you brought eminem up :dabs:
03-08-2006, 07:48 PM
manker

Re: Your favorite cologne

I totally didn't get that til you said :dabs:

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