rough as a badgers arse

ha ha bucket fanny.

I like fungus and moss too.

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ha ha bucket fanny.

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Ha ha cock gobbler.

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ha ha bucket fanny.

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Ha ha cock gobbler.

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ha ha ditto

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Ha ha cock gobbler.

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ha ha ditto

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I don't eat chicken.

just cawk for you then? i like poultry

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ha ha ditto

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I don't eat chicken.

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Just dairy products :pinch:

So I've heard.

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I like fungus and moss too.

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Wait a mo - you really are Busboy.

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I like fungus and moss too.

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Wait a mo - you really are Busboy.

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Is he a nature geek too? :lol:

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Wait a mo - you really are Busboy.

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Is he a nature geek too? :lol:

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Trained Botanist apparentement.

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Is he a nature geek too? :lol:

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Trained Botanist apparentement.

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Oh yes, that's right and I'm a professional skydiver

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Trained Botanist apparentement.

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Oh yes, that's right and I'm a professional skydiver

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How's that working out, it must be quite seasonal.

Is that why you wanted the Bingo Calling, during the bad weather.

No, because it's my lifes ambition to work in a bingo hall.

Truthfully, I was made redundant after the charity I worked for couldn't fund my post anymore. Being very poor, and the jobs market in Plymouth not so good at the moment, I'm applying for anything.

Wow... This conversation is rather intriguing, albeit pointless.

pretty much like yer face blud

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Wow... This conversation is rather intriguing, albeit pointless.

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Much like the human condition.

Indeed we should propose this thread as a metaphor for the ultimate futility of man's existence.

Good suggestion.

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Sorry you feel that way. I'm afraid I can't give you back the 45 seconds of your life you wasted reading it. I will however try to ensure everything I say has a point, from here on in. :dry:

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pretty much like yer face blud

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See' If I'd thought it thro' that's what I would have posted.

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Wow... This conversation is rather intriguing, albeit pointless.

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Sorry you feel that way. I'm afraid I can't give you back the 45 seconds of your life you wasted reading it. I will however try to ensure everything I say has a point, from here on in. :dry:

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I definitely wouldn't have posted that.

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No, because it's my lifes ambition to work in a bingo hall.

Truthfully, I was made redundant after the charity I worked for couldn't fund my post anymore. Being very poor, and the jobs market in Plymouth not so good at the moment, I'm applying for anything.

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Nothing available in the moss / fungus line then.

ar5e

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No thanks, I have plans.

Perhaps later if you're still up for it.

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No, because it's my lifes ambition to work in a bingo hall.

Truthfully, I was made redundant after the charity I worked for couldn't fund my post anymore. Being very poor, and the jobs market in Plymouth not so good at the moment, I'm applying for anything.

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Nothing available in the moss / fungus line then.

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Not at the moment. I might do some volunteering at the beach I used to work at, showing crabs to children. It's always fun

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I might do some volunteering at the beach I used to work at, showing crabs to children.

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:shutup:

I've been in the supermarket before and heard a little voice pipe up, "Mummy, that lady showed me her crabs!" :blushing:

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I've been in the supermarket before and heard a little voice pipe up, "Mummy, that lady showed me her crabs!" :blushing:

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:lol::earl:

Hence the name, presumament. An homage to you supermarketly embarrassment.

Hands up anyone who read that as embarrass mont.

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I've been in the supermarket before and heard a little voice pipe up, "Mummy, that lady showed me her crabs!" :blushing:

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:lol::earl:

Hence the name, presumament. An homage to you supermarketly embarrassement.

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The name is because I've a hard shell, eight legs and big claws. I also shed my skin and scavenge the seabed for food. Though not at the same time.

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Hence the name, presumament. An homage to you supermarketly embarrassement.

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The name is because I've a hard shell, eight legs and big claws. I also shed my skin and scavenge the seabed for food. Though not at the same time.

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I had always taken it to be the exoskeleton you shed. One lives and learns.

Yes ok it's the exoskeleton. I was over-simplifying. I'm sorry.

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Yes ok it's the exoskeleton. I was over-simplifying. I'm sorry.

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Oh, we're too stupid to understand you now. Is that it.

Racist.

I don't think that at all.

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I don't think that at all.

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Yeah, like adding condescension makes it better.

Nazi.

does that make cheese eva braun?

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does that make cheese eva braun?

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Translated to English.

Is Dave ill when drinking a pint in Newcastle ?

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I don't think that at all.

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Yeah, like adding condescension makes it better.

Nazi.

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I'm not being condensedating.

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Yeah, like adding condescension makes it better.

Nazi.

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I'm not being condensedating.

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Here we go, the big words come out.

j2k4

Bah.

I'm going to sleep. Cheese will take my place soon.

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Bah.

I'm going to sleep. Cheese will take my plaice soon.

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How nice for you both.

TTFN