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It's nice to see the BBC sports updater guy is enjoying himself today:
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1544: What's this? No goal for more than 10 minutes. That stat is due in no small part to Villa goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen who gets a slight touch to deny Emmanuel Eboue after a slick Arsenal move.
1547: HALF-TIME On the cusp of the break Tottenham's Egyptian striker Mido slams a shot on to the Newcastle crossbar and the relative goal drought continues as the players turn for the tunnel in the five matches.
Usually they let the work experience guy update it...:dry:
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:glag::earl:
Chapeau.
Do you know. That pitch would look a whole lot nicer with some pretty flowerbeds around the edge. Maybe a water-feature in the middle or something.
Bradford 19, Hull 12. Seven minutes to go.
I see you take your egg chasing seriously, Ma'am
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I've noticed that on previous occasions with the BBC vidiprinter thing too :lol:
Why don't you stream the game, Chebus?
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I can never get the streaming thing to work.
P'raps it's my twonking lack of interweb talent.
Warning - The above has nothing to do with my penis. Flaccid or otherwise.
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Originally Posted by Carcinus
Do you know. That pitch would look a whole lot nicer with some pretty flowerbeds around the edge. Maybe a water-feature in the middle or something.
Bradford 19, Hull 12. Seven minutes to go.
I see you take your egg chasing seriously, Ma'am
Well it is nearly easter, and women LOVE chocolate, don't they!
Last minute try from Bradford and scores are:
Bradford 23 Hull 12.
Matt Cook stole mankers hair.
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I see you take your egg chasing seriously, Ma'am
Well it
isnearly easter, and women LOVE chocolate, don't they!
Apparently it gives you a brain orgasm.
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Matt Cook stole mankers hair.
Well someone is, each morning and leaving great clumps of it in my shower http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif
Pics, please.
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Well it isnearly easter, and women LOVE chocolate, don't they!
Apparently it gives you a brain orgasm.
Whats one of them?
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Apparently it gives you a brain orgasm.
Whats one of them?
It's like the normal front bottom orgasm, but a bit higher up.
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http://www.bradfordbulls.co.uk/images/squad/49.jpg
Challenge cup holders being knocked out in the first round. Thats just gutting.
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Whats one of them?
It's like the normal front bottom orgasm, but a bit higher up.
You say that as if you have front bottom orgasms, JP.
Has someone torn you a new arsehole, mayhap.
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It's like the normal front bottom orgasm, but a bit higher up.
You say that as if you have front bottom orgasms, JP.
Has someone torn you a new arsehole, mayhap.
Well you've got hair like a big lassie.
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I suppose his hair is a bit like mine ... I look much more manly, however :smilie4:
I can't follow the RL anymore. I used to like it when all the Welsh stars went there (in a perverse way) - but now there's as much money in union and they don't go, I tend to ignore the Super (sic) League.
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You say that as if you have front bottom orgasms, JP.
Has someone torn you a new arsehole, mayhap.
Well you've got hair like a big lassie.
Shut it, DanB.
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In my mind's eye your hair was gelled and a wee bit spikey. Not long like Gavin Henson, short and spiked.
I may have to re-evaluate what I think of you.
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In my mind's eye your hair was gelled and a wee bit spikey. Not long like Gavin Henson, short and spiked.
I may have to re-evaluate what I think of you.
It used to be.
In the past year I've grown it so it looks like that of the double hard bar-steward of a rugby player above.
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In my mind's eye your hair was gelled and a wee bit spikey. Not long like Gavin Henson, short and spiked.
I may have to re-evaluate what I think of you.
It used to be.
In the past year I've grown it so it looks like that of the double hard bar-steward of a rugby player above.
I must remember it from the phoatie of the bin, which had you reflected in it's cheap chrome surface.
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Or the brazilian phoaties I posted of myself at t'old Moderation in which I had short, gelled spiky hair :dabs:
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manker, exposed.
Sorry mate.
If it's any consolation. I've got hair like a girl too.
I've been a RL fan since I was about 11. Not an easy thing to be when growing up in London.
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Do I look bovvered :snooty:
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Or the brazilian phoaties I posted of myself at t'old Moderation in which I had short, gelled spiky hair :dabs:
You know, that could well be it. :whistling
manker's Brazillian = hawt.
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If it's any consolation. I've got hair like a girl too.
I had you marked down as a No 3.
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If it's any consolation. I've got hair like a girl too.
I had you marked down as a No 3.
:lol:
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I've got hair like Slash. :cry:
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This Man U Vs Bolton game is fantastic - real end to end stuff.
Btw, Ivan Campo has stolen crab girl's hair.
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Ruud has just come on as a sub - United are playing three up front.
Saha just set up van Nistelrooy for a tap-in for united to edge ahead after dominating the play for a good 15 minutes.
The two players embrace and go up to the untied fans, still embracing, to show to the fans their unity despite being rivals for the same striking slot.
I wouldn't have seen that if it wasn't for streaming dodgy Chinese channels. The interweb is fantastic.
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i always imagined manker as a lassie also. if i met him irl i'd call him manker cos i still dotn know his real name and have been too drunk/bovvered to ask him his real name.
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spd.
Tell me this and tell me no more. Did you come in a wee bit pished this moring.
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Cheese and crab-girl still called me manker even after I told them my :earl: name :dabs:
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yeah i was slightly. i am fine now, velvet has that effect, 4 shites and your fine.
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Yeh but your real name is Ghey.
Archibald McFarlaine
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Velvet = Guinness and cider or is it Guinness and Tia Maria?
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Yeh but your real name is Ghey.
That's my middle name :snooty:
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Velvet = Guinness and cider or is it Guinness and Tia Maria?
:P
I thought you went by the (nick)name of manker in real life. True story.
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velvet=tennents velvet
Never heard of that before.
http://www.inbevstudio.com/images/thumb/Tennents611.gif
Looks like poof juice :smilie4:
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Originally Posted by JPaul
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Velvet = Guinness and cider or is it Guinness and Tia Maria?
:P
I thought you went by the (nick)name of manker in real life. True story.
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Is it national non sequitur day and no-one's bothered to tell me.
