Shower farts.....

JP did that better than you :snooty:

I know.

Glad you noticed the theme, tho' :happy:

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Originally Posted by manker

I wonder how many people will get that.

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You're a bitter man, the banking is destroying your soul.

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Originally Posted by Chip Monk

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Originally Posted by manker

I wonder how many people will get that.

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You're a bitter man, the banking is destroying your soul.

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Souls are an incumbent which is not entirely necessary in my field.

As well you know. You evil beagle.

Was aiming for a naff pun on sole. Before I could post, however, somethng inside me withered and died.

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Originally Posted by CrabGirl

Was aiming for a naff pun on sole. Before I could post, however, somethng inside me withered and died.

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JP would have done it.

Then he would have enqired as to whether it was his plaice to have said such a thing :pinch:

It is illegal to fart in showers in this country.

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Originally Posted by Skizo

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Originally Posted by manker

What about when you wash dishes in the sink - are they then clean or not. It's the same principle.

The detergent in both fairy up liquid and matey envelops the particles of dirt and keeps it away from your skin (dishes).

Quite sensible when you think about it. Otherwise after a bath people would still be dirty and dishes unclean after washing-up.

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I don't wash dishes in the sink like that. I have soapy water on one side and clean water on the other side.

or

Put soap in pot/pan and scrub it, thin run more water through it to rinse.

I do this because one side I washed in is dirty water and bubbles and whatever else. :ermm:

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I yeah I do something similar. I hate when I see people washing dishes in (what has become) a nasty tub of water. You may as well drop some detergent in a mud hole then dip your dishes in it.

Now if you want nasty, I don't take tub baths but I'll jump in a hot tub. Ya just gotta shower after being in hot ass water with 7 or 8 people.:sick:

I really don't see how people put their dirty ass in a bath tub, scrub the dirt off, sit in it, then call themselves clean. You at least still have to rinse off in a..........shower. :1eye:

i understand manker :dabs:


the dirt stays in the water

Fart...Try the people who urinate in their...:sick:

I don't do it:lookaroun

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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That's 2 members now that have stated they take baths. I myself am a shower man.

Is it odd that I haven't had a bath since I was a wee little kid? Ironically, bathes just seem dirty to me. Soaking in your own filth... :pinch:

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True dat. Plus I don't have the time to have "Calgon take me away".

Baths are for children and women.

On a side note...
How many people here wash their ass (if they can) right after they shit?

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Shit ,shower and shave in that order . ;)

Still like the odd bath with a beer and a newspaper or book . And my rubber ducky of course .

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Originally Posted by peat moss

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

True dat. Plus I don't have the time to have "Calgon take me away".

Baths are for children and women.

On a side note...
How many people here wash their ass (if they can) right after they shit?

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Shit ,shower and shave in that order . ;)

Still like the odd bath with a beer and a newspaper or book . And my rubber ducky of course .

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For me it's shit, shave, shower.

Once I get my hot tub that'll be enough relaxation for me. I'll have my flavored rum, Appletini, or Courvoisier and just chill the fuck out.

It'll be real nice in the winter....until I gotta get out that motherfucker.:unsure:

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since . :pinch:

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Originally Posted by peat moss

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since . :pinch:

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:lol: :lol:

He shoulda got a shower.

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Originally Posted by Busyman™

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Originally Posted by peat moss

I think I gave up baths when we had our youngest, wife would throw the little guy in front with some toys , then bugger off to cook dinner .


I'd yell mommy, come and dry our butts when the water turned cold well I pulled the plug and the water just stayed there ! Yep you got it the little fart dropped a foot long turd in the drain . I'v never moved so fast since . :pinch:

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:lol: :lol:

He shoulda got a shower.

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Ya upside down ! :lol: